Franks Red Hot is literally the only good thing to come out of Buffalo, ever.

Is that when you fart on yourself?

One of my favorite details I always notice when driving through the small lowcountry towns off of Interstate 26 on the way to Charleston, SC is that every gun store is ALSO a fireworks store. I get some sick pleasure from imagining what a place like that would look like if it caught fire.

I havent seen something age so poorly since those Bill Cosby Tylenol PM ads.

This. Aged. Poorly.

Robots...learning? This is what Elon Musk warned us about. 

Yes, because Florida is notorious for due process when it comes to pressing charges on African Americans.

I know I’m bias from years of shitting on Toronto for their playoff debacles but I still find it hard to give the Raptors credit or even imagine this as some potential dynasty. I give Kawhi Leonard credit and believe they lucked out by facing an injury depleted Warriors team. Then I picture this nightmare scenario....

I find that the biggest indicator of “probable asshole driver ahead” is any luxury SUV that has a “Don’t Tread on Me” sticker on the back. You’re driving a $75,000 vehicle. NOBODY is treading on you, dipshit. In fact, chances are it is the other way around.

I find North Carolina drivers (Charlotte area especially) to be the worst at this. I blame fucking NASCAR.

When he is old enough, I will teach my son that when attending sporting events, try to always avoid the guys in the camo(support the troops) jerseys. Not because they “support the troops (who the fuck doesnt?)“ but because they’re usually drunk, volatile assholes.

“Those ‘ovas can sure play the shit out of some tennis" is about the depth of my tennis knowledge, yet I still end up clicking to read the articles.

I stand by my take that if the league allowed there to be a “Malice in the Palace” style incident once every couple years, dipshit fans wouldn't be so emboldened to fuck with professional athletes...

Spank you very much for such a delightful comment. U should be proud

I feel like “God” only made like 5 different faces that super rich old white guys are allowed to have. This guy has one of the more prominently assigned templates of Old Rich White Guy face. There is at least 1 of his doppelgangers currently at every exclusive country club in America, probably as we speak either sexual…

“But can you remember all their names and ages????”

Oobviously the throw is an absolute athletic marvel but did anybody else notice how casually the 1st baseman fielded a one hopper rocket like it wasnt about to be a close play? Every professional athlete is ridiculous 

“Just bc JFK lost his mind doesn’t mean I did!" That kinda thing?

For some reason I have this picture in my head of giannis out there on the track, alone at night. The go kart guy starts to turn off all the lights and says “hey giannis we’re closing up pal.”

I wonder where his Zion Williamson tattoo is gonna go/already has gone? He is a grown ass man who DM’d a 16yr old asking for a Spartanburg Country Day Jersey. If he were a female college student (at least in the mid to late 00's) he would be referred to as a cleat-chaser or pro-ho.