HEY!!!!...we're supposed to be anonymous.

Jesus Christ, minor leaguers dont get paid nearly enough to have to deal with that sort of punishment and major leaguers make too much money to have to risk their lives for a base hit. That's quite a conundrum you've found yourself in Mr. Rosenthal.

That top picture is the most Italian looking guy doing one of the most Italian things....being loud.

I bet the fans were so stoked they waited 3 days to see that amazing play.

If the “guardians of baseball” had it their way, Major Leaguers would show the enthusiasm of Vietnamese sweatshop workers. And then they wonder why attendance and ratings decline annually. They need to learn a lesson from the NBA and let players be individuals. Shit, even the NFL tight asses have loosened up a little…

Is that a real picture of him?Hes the most pixelated human being I’ve ever seen.He is what happens if EA Sports 3D printed a Fifa player

Who the hell is Lindsay Glazer? I’ve never heard of this comedian until now. I mean I’m sure she’s funny but didnt know she was “I pay 30k a month to rent a house” funny. Couldn’t find a wikipedia page but I saw that her nickname is AlphaBitch. I guess she really lives her schtick.

Im 100% certain it’s the same place when you take away the different branches,uniforms, etc and put them side by side. The only difference between the two is that in J-ville you can get in a drunken fist fight....by the beach! You know you suck when you’re not even the best Jacksonville.

Speaking of regrettable tattoos, a close friend/fellow marine and I had a very drunken night out in shitty, shitty Jacksonville,NC (camp lejeune). I bet him he couldnt get a tattoo that nobody else in the world has....so he got a tattoo of a bologna sandwich on a red plate. I wish I still had a picture to add but it’s…

There HAS TO BE PEG-OUTS!. That's all I have

Oohhhhh so THAT’S why there’s a pool behind the basket. Well done Greeks!

He’s a grown ass man with a baseball glove at a MLB game. No he doesnt deserve that ball. Yes, he does deserve the bruised dingaling he surely received.

You want analytics? I’ll give you some next level analytics:

I feel like synergy is the go-to word for all bosses and executives when trying to convince their workforce that they aren’t completely fucked

Matt Lauer, Harvey Weinstein, and every male that has ever worked for fox news are notorious for his “all hands” meetings 

How in the holy hell is there a website out there named Hunker and it is NOT a gay dating site? Instead, they research the effects of flushing fucking tissue paper. This site creator missed a fantastic opportunity to cash in on the gay online dating scene. Damn shame, I tell you, damn shame.

As fucked up and inhumane as the American prison system is, it really seems to bring out the artistic side in a large amount of our incarcerated sociopaths. (John Wayne, Charles Manson, Richard Matt, etc) I guess that’s a good thing...

“Bradley Beal?! Bradley Fucking Beal???!!!”

This is when you know your organization is a fucking dumpster fire. You have an all-world talent from Latvia who surely dreamt his whole life of coming to America to play in the NBA. Then he finally gets the opportunity to do so, in the greatest city in the world (highly debatable) and a few years later says “you…

Congratulations to Thrower, Pope on a magnificent season, exceeding all expectations against some worthy competitors.