White women = Jennifer Lawrence

The fact that people are trying to apply stricter rules to Clinton than any of the other candidates is deeply disturbing though. Like she said, if all the other candidates release the transcripts for all the speeches they’ve delivered at private events, she will too. It shouldn’t be any other way.

At this point I’m thinking Hillary is pretty much bullet proof. She’s faced more scrutiny and unfair characterizations of her no male politician has ever faced. She holds up. She’s a tough broad and it’s hard not to root for her because of what she has faced. Hillary can play the game with the best of them.

I don’t know. I know that he has multiple kids by multiple women, but we were talking about custody in that article. Holding that against him is ridiculous. Also, just because he raps about doing drugs doesn’t actually mean he has a drug problem. Now, there are many ways to determine someone’s worthlessness as a…

OH MY GOD BURN. man! you got me so good!

I feel like that person is a dog trapped in a human body. Very sad.

Dara O’Briain (Irish comedian) has a great bit on selling stuff to men using the example of the five bladed Gillette Fusion Power Stealth razor. I would not trust someone who came up with that name to not put a bluetooth in a tampon. They’d probably encase it in a three pound titanium box as well.

Yeah or like a joke or riddle. Something to make us laugh as we’re wondering how at 32, we could let another pair of underwear and jeans get stained.

Yeah, but that’s about how to perform their jobs correctly. I doubt they have a “Also, don’t strangle delivery people and hide their bodies in your freezer” seminar.

Pandas: healing my wounds from a terrorist attack that happened over a decade ago.

fuck rand

When George Michael came out this gay man was in his 30s and surprised. I made the mistake of telling a large group of other gay men (at the time, also 30-somethings), “Did you know that George Michael is gay?” This is a story about me that will not die, and I’m happy to share it here.

She was. We talked about Harry Potter for 10 minutes and then played pac-man

Interestingly enough the homosexual community absolutely loathes the gay community and vice-versa. We’re like the Jets and Sharks.

I always laugh when people are, like, shocked when you walk or ride a bike somewhere that is a real destination, but then think it’s totally normal to drive to a gym so that they can ride a bike/go for a run without actually going anywhere.

Wow! His wife was great!

In which universe is Hadid fuller and chunky? He means breasts, right? Right?

This is the best Vanessa has looked in a loooong time. Is her boho chic phase finally over?!

Wait- isn’t this photo from last year’s awards??

And all of it fits like they grabbed something off the rack that was about a half a size too small.