I think if she'd jumped in to the ring early I doubt Bernie would have even run at all. If he manages to pull a hat trick and get the nomination, she ought to be at the top of his short list for Veep candidates. She'd likely decline but he still ought to ask anyway. If Hillary seals the deal, it wouldn't be bad idea…

My greatest regret in life is not being Rihanna.

That said, this is the perfect confluence of “no one cares about your stupid boner” and “everyone cares about your stupid, stupid boner.”

I paid some lady put braids in my hair the last few days of my honeymoon in the Bahamas because the ladies on the beach wouldn’t fucking leave me alone asking to braid my hair every day, and I thought why not. Such a mistake. My scalp got sunburned in between the braids, which then peeled off in long strips. Cultural…

They could have just as easily been talking about ordering Subway, agreeing to a wine tasting in Vermont, voting for Trump, getting a colonic, forgoing your child’s vaccinations, asking if you think Cosby is innocent, getting your opinion on the moon landing hoax, inquiring if you have a black friend, gauging your…

I, also, did not see the message and automatically think it meant rape.

No, you’re not the only one who read it that way, that is definitely a possible interpretation. I’m curious to see what the company response is though.

Huh. I read it completely differently. I read it as don’t let someone bully you into doing something you aren’t sure about. If you want to say no to the D, then for gosh sakes, say no.

Get over yourself. I’m a Hillary supporter that plans on voting with the party.

whenever i read ‘the female did/said/went/etc’ i think of animal planet and documentaries.

...dad is enraged football coach pounding the steering wheel and screaming after 20 losing games in a row Sean Hannity.

i feel like ‘just birthing a child’ qualifies as a good flats excuse

Oh for fuck’s sake! That is the most horrible thing I think I’ve heard all day. And I read a lot of the interwebs, so that is really saying something.

In response to the crime, a Republican legislator has been pushing to introduce a new law making “fetal homicide” a crime in Colorado.

Well it’s not really relevant, though. The walls are historic, at this point, and the Vatican isn’t sealed off. People can freely come and go through the gates.

the pope continued, “unless those walls are around abortion clinics then build them high af and electrify ‘em”

they share a manager (and met once)

Apparently in the interview he said that he was dating a 32 year old when he was 19 as well. He also claimed to be intimidated by the 19 year old when he met her. All of this is just so fucking weird.

From a strictly scientific standpoint, it is an interesting question.

I have the weirdest need to help Jeb Bush. I disagree with him on literally every element of policy, but I just want to take him aside and be like “no, buddy, use the zipper. You got this.”