damn, Elizabeth

I agree with the other person who said this depressingly common, not normal. This shit is not normal or even typical. It’s too many (well, one is too many), but it’s not normal by any stretch of the imagination.

(Kelly Ripa is not that old. Kelly Ripa is 45. They were saying Katie Couric is that old.)

Someone I follow on twitter made the Hair Force One joke (she said Hair Farce One) and is pissed that Rubio said it. But also, it’s probably a coincidence. It’s @OhNoSheTwint.

Forgot to mention she’s a writer and posted a story. It was not her friends/family! It was internet garbage who will turn ANYTHING into a prolife stance. But still despicable.

THIS. Like, someone I know had a miscarriage and she is vocally pro-choice and she literally got shit from people about how it didn’t really matter because it was like she got an abortion.

No, I totally agree! I didn’t really mean I *agree* with them I guess (poor wording), but it was just kind of funny. Still poor, in terms of argument’s validity.

some trump supporters pointed out that the Vatican is surrounded by walls completely, which I think is hilarious even though I hate agreeing with them.

There’s also a tweet from her rep on her verified account

I love her, but you’re so right. She’s in everything and it’s exhausting. I want some Lupita! I want someone else!

Aubrey Plaza and Anna Kendrick deserve their very own great movie together, but I will probably watch this.

But she looks so much better without them, or with side bangs. Like she’s damn gorgeous.

Theyre stringy and go to far off to the side and are too long and ugh it’s like I want to sit her down and say “Rashida, as someone with thin hair who also wishes she could have bangs but can’t because my hair is too fucking thin, you’re hair is too fucking thin for bangs.” Season 1 Ann was your prime, Rashida. Even…

I keep trying to like Rashida Jones because she’s cool but I HATE Ann and I feel like if she got rid of the horrible bangs, my brain could separate them as people. Catchy song though.

One of my friends is like that and I am probably voting for Hilary, but she thinks I hate Hilary as much as she does and she’ll be like CAN YOU BELIEVER HER? BERNIE IS GOD! whenever Clinton, like, breathes.

That is 100% last year’s award show

This is really pretty but it also looks a lot like my high school semi formal dress (who am I kidding? My dress was baller as is this look)

That seems 100x more scary than any other stalker story because a Stephen King stalker is basically real life Misery waiting to happen

Sorry, I have the reading comprehension of a four year old apparently (as I reread your comment and see that you explicitly said you tried to watch). My bad. But, sentiment stands! the most unrealistic thing about that show is how hard they’re all trying to win an impossible game.

He is remarkably uncharismatic. Like, he could say the most charming words ever strung together in the english language and it would be a cold, dead fish of a sentence.