I’ve said it on Jez before, but if I was in a TWD-style zombie apocalypse, I would be Beth. (I’m assuming you’re caught up, but if not, don’t read) I would try to kill myself, be stopped by my friends, hide all of the time and then take care of the baby at all times because I’m obsessed with babies, and then die…

There’s some dude on twitter replying to every tweet linking to an article about this with “they weren’t slaves, they were prostitutes” and it’s making me very sad.

I literally almost bought the feminist sweater a few days ago and I’m very glad I didn’t get it.

My grandma looks exactly like Jackie (looked* I guess), It’s uncanny.

I honestly don’t know, but I honestly don’t care.

Have you ever read the evangelical Harry Potter fanfic? This woman didn’t want her kids reading about witchcraft so she rewrote it in an “acceptable” setting. Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles. It’s honestly a fucking masterpiece. I would cry for hours and hours over one line. But then sober up as soon as I…

Also it’s a badass shirt

I’m so excited. In six months I will have regular baby access. Stressed? Visit my new cousin. Bored? Visit my new cousin. Need to cuddle? Visit my new cousin.

Oh, I’d almost forgotten about this man and how much I hated him.

J. Crew is failing (like Gap) because I’m not going to pay $90 for a pair of fucking jeans when I can wait until they’re on sale at American Eagle for 20. And I can find all my basics for like $3 at H&M if I push around the 17 different styles of shirt from one type of material. And my wine-loving aunt doesn’t need a…

I didn’t know that’s how it was pronounced when I read Jane Eyre and I was confused af until I saw the movie.

Her youngest son is called Reign and Saint would be like more godly were Reign is kingly so it’s like Kim is one upping her.

The first time I heard it was on Jez and I thought they were just saying she’s a lifeless blob with no personality animated by the spirit of boring rich white people. Like, that’s what I thought the definition of goop would be just by looking at the word.

I have a friend that is a staunch republican (maybe libertarian, idk, she changes her mind) and she hates Obama but her biggest thing is that he is our president and she will give him some fucking respect.

Love her too! People are just stupid and dont know words so half the actresses that are interesting or talented become ‘it girl’s for eight minutes. Never heard of an ‘it boy’.

fair and true in one way, but I feel like - in general - those who don’t identify as feminists can look at some hate filled MRA shit and identify it as dangerous (my parents, for instance, could look at rape threats I’ve received on twitter and be horrified by it) while they could look at Germaine Greer like ‘she has…

Well, there’s been buzz around her for a while. She’s actually been one of my favorite actresses for like 5 years and I don’t mean that in a fake-pretentious hipster way. Like she’s not new, she’s not entirely unrecognizable. I don’t get why it’s suddenly “she’s the new ‘it’ girl!” like, she’s been here.

PREACH

I went to Madame Tussauds this weekend and his and Angelina Jolie’s wax figures were so horrible. He looked like fan art of Billy Ray Cyrus.

THAT’S EXACTLY HOW I PRONOUNCED IT