Exactly. Leslie Jones is awesomeness personified and I’m ridiculously happy for her deserved success yet Chris Rock had to derail her profile and make it all about someone else. Most of the article comments are discussing Rock’s comments rather than Leslie Jones. Fuck off Chris Rock.

I love her so much. Her bits on Weekend Update are gold but I loathe Colin Jost so I have to pretend she’s delivering hilarious come-ons to literally anyone else on the show.

I don’t watch TWD, couldn’t get into it. Probably because I don’t understand anyone’s motivation. Why do they want to live in THAT world so badly, it seems like an awful place

I wouldn’t want to live in a post-apocalyptic world anyway, I’m too lazy to fight for survival. The only thing I thought when I tried to watch The Walking Dead was that if I found myself in a zombie apocalypse, I’d raid every store I could find for cigarettes, rum and ginger ale and smoke & drink myself to death on…

I have a legit fear that this will happen to me. Luckily for now my camera is smashed so the main cause of my death will be: “She died posting a gif on Jezebel.”

We’re not teens anymore. We’re smarmy late 20 to early 30 somethings now.

Do the surviving victims agree that it’s “irreversibly solved” or is that just the words of some politician who wants them to shut up already?

For several years, up until about a year ago, I used to routinely get spam emails from some kook in Japan desperately seeking someone to publish his rantings about the comfort woman “hoax.” These rants would go on for pages and pages about how there was no real evidence for the whole deal.

I’m officially An Old now but I thought Netflix and chill meant “Netflix and sexytimes”, which is why it’s so utterly cringeworthy when advertisers try to shoehorn their products into it.

Wait.. I call a flock of crows a murder of crows and I’m from Chicago. Is this not a thing elsewhere?

Can’t star, so I’m replying to get you out of the greys.

The other commenter mentioned it but I just have to paste it again. It’s a treat: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10644439/1/H…

I know what you mean, but the most miserable people I’ve ever met were the richest as children with fucked up family lives and awful parents. Money can’t fix everything. Source: went to a private, “elite” liberal arts college in New England and married a poor foreigner with an awesome mom.

I’m so sad for Lady Mary. I can’t even imagine how heartbreaking it is to lose someone at the beginning of a life you’re planning together. Fuck cancer.

Because Kelly lied to get his visa revoked, thinking he would just disappear and she could keep the kids.

How the hell did he get the OK to move them to Monaco in the first place? That seems so wrong.

It cannot be done! They are diametrically opposed! One removes grease and one adds grease! Why anyone thought they could possibly be combined is beyond me and also makes me feel the need to use a lot of exclamation points!!!

Today I learned that Martin Sheen is Charlie Sheen’s father and also that Martin Sheen is not Michael Douglas.

My child marries a republican and I end up receiving cards like this? No thank you! Sorry. The identifying with the GOP at this point is an indicatory of serious problems.