I have never seen that in real life but I would totally freak out if someone started to do that.

Also, it’s fair to say that all of that phone throwing business counts as drama. So, clearly, he does do that.

Men are so fucking obsessed with their dicks.

Doesn’t this op-ed basically go against your policy of no poop/vomit stories? Because Cohen’s pretentious “Occasionally I like to punish” word salad was basically poop and vomit.

“He has an incentive to give me exceptional service, not some mediocre minimum”

Uh, I am a reasonably functional adult, and I love The Duff. I love a good teen comedy though, so take that what you will.

i ordered 14 of these chairs for the jez office

I have an unusual name and usually get pretty annoyed when someone tries to give me a nickname, but this lady from Ecuador calls me Adele and I don’t stop her because who wouldn’t want to hear someone banging on in rapidfire Spanish about how you look EXACTAMENTE COMO ADELE? She is almost certainly the only person in…

I acknowledge that she is an extremely talented artist and that we should strive to focus on people’s talents and skills before their appearance

me irl already

If I’m paying 31 million buckaroos for my wedding, it must include Idris Elba interrupting the proceedings, declaring his everlasting love for me and marrying me on the spot while David Bowie sings “Life on Mars.” For starters.

Unpopular opinion: I think Elsie Otter is actually kind of cute. I mean, I wouldn’t name my kid after an animal but it sort of works in this case. I’m just glad she didn't name her kid after a fruit or color.

“Elsie Otter” sounds like the title/main character of a quirky network sitcom starring Zooey Deschanel.

So I watched The Duff, because I read the book and really enjoyed it.

HOWEVER, (as to be expected) the book is WAYYYY better than the movie.

I watched the Duff just for her (ok also because I was a Duff in high school), and it was ADORABLE. Mae was amazing.

Oh, everyone knows she was cheating on him? You understand that he was holed up in an actual whorehouse when this overdose happened, right? I mean, what?

We feel bad for a man who has had a rough life, witnessed far too many loved ones die, and ultimately succumbed to the throes of addiction and depression.

How about kinSHIP?

Is there a word for shipping people when you just want them to be related? gene genie? relativism?

I thought The Duff was really cute. Amazon reviews steered me from reading the book though.