Yoooooooooooooo, middle school was the WORST. The. Worst.

Because a dude’s need to get his dick wet is so much more important than someone’s life.

I look at things like this and have to admit to myself that conservatives are not entirely wrong about some issues.

This is so heartbreaking. But I’ll just say it - when nothing happened after Sandy Hook, I knew nothing was probably ever going to happen. I don’t understand how such a small group of people can manage to keep the rest of us from making stricter gun laws happen. Wtf is wrong with the politicians? Why do we keep…

Right? Bottles can be verrrry deceiving. I’m going to try Vixen, like RealFlamingJune suggests. I’m been using Lincoln Park After Dark for years, but am thinking of making a (minor) change.

I fancy Taylor’s polish.

That’s why there’s such thing as Shondaland and no such thing as Karlland.

Yeah I mean he’s not wrong. But he’s wrong about it being an insult.

first of all

I went into a hair dresser, with my then 12 yr old son, and said “Give him a Stiles, Teen Wolf, season one.” The hairdresser knew exactly what I was talking about. My son does have a nice shaped dome.

This is by who’s account? In every single experience I have had flying they would allow someone who needed assistance to board first. If that person shows up in the middle of the boarding process, they ask them to wait. I find it hard to believe, it sounds made up to get the most sympathy, if you ask me.

i really like documentaries (and i am about to kill myself for this pun) but your husband is going

Thank you, there are hippa laws. It's pretty obvious someone in the inner circle that has tmz on speed dial is feeding everyone this information. Lamars tragedy just bought the Kardashians a contract renewal.

Someone stop her. And counsel her. There are issues here.

There’s scope ambiguity, but neither interpretation leads to your result. One interpretation (the intended one) is that she claims that this didn’t happen and her not being jealous is a reason or explanation for that. The alternative interpretation, in which the first “not” has scope over the entire main clause,…

They’re ready.

Let’s be clear. A threesome with Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally would be the BEST threesome.

OMG when i saw the lead image i had a heart attack thinking this was an article announcing their divorce. these two are relationship goals, big time. my husband and i went to see them with my parents and it was soooo funny, however extremely awkward since they talk about oral 95% of the time

Yes, and everyone that says no after seeing that shirtless pic is a fucking liar.