Envisioned a staring contest where they ate LIVE PIGEONS off the windowsills of the Senate building.

Maybe they’ll start a “league of dehumanization” club?

Colin Powell. He’s admitted to remaining a Republican just to piss people off, which has forever endeared him to me!

I just found out John Huntsman (who seemed like an almost human Republican politician from what little I knew of him) headed up Mike Lee’s re-election committee. Why?

His "didja catch that moment of tenderness?" look at the end somehow manages to be the creepiest part of an incredibly creepy gif.

He’s an absolute shitsausage.

I was out with my mom and we parked next to a car with one of these plates (not from NC, but same design) and my mom, a retired ob/gyn with zero fucks who at the time was nursing a nasty upper respiratory infection, coughed all over the door handles.

So there I was sitting in traffic wondering whether to get an abortion or get a manicure. Then I saw this license plate. Totally changed my mind. Thanks, judgy plate. My nails look great now.

Surely there is some mischief that could be made here?

You can’t spell “Choose Life” without “f-o-o-l-i-s-h.”

Is that... Comic Sans?! Surely that can’t be legal.

His look says to me, see Mom, my friend isn't imaginary. He's a real boy!

Well the esteemed cohort of NC residents that would normally buy this plate isn’t going to, because there’s a brown boy canoodling a white girl on it. BLASPHEMY!

Inventive twist on the “friend in Canada”

I appreciate that they included the little red Botched Abortion Birdie on the plate, too. Very appropriate.

The way she reacts as if she's been struck by an electric cattle prod is hilarious, then horrifying.

......quoth Lee, “But we bang chicks, too, so it’s not like we’re queer or anything.....”

Whenever I see Ted Cruz I think of what Lindsey Graham said about him...”You could murder him on the Senate floor and no one would convict you.” lol!

You know you shook me. You shook me all night long.

I have really complicated feelings regarding Ted Cruz and his friendless existence. It's like riding a roller coaster while watching an ASPCA video.