Sorry, I disappeared to finish an internship application. Unfortunately all my crazy stories are when I used to work at Starbucks, but I quit to focus on school. One of them was the evening we had 12 coffee travelers a few days before Christmas 2015. It was a Wednesday evening at a Brentwood store and somehow we were…

Or just an open thread please? I know Pissing Contest involves coming up with a topic and selecting a winner, but is an open thread hard to do? I have no idea. I’m seriously asking. Maybe it’s more time consuming than I think...

Huh. I definitely assumed it was Alito dissenting, but on reflection I guess it makes sense that as a party hack he wouldn’t want to try and ban abortions until after the election.

Allies are supposed to take cues from the community they claim to support, not the other way around.

Well I guess I am a fucking vegetarian now.

I was missing Caity Weaver’s Thatz Not Okay posts. But that was back in the good ol Gawker days.

Maybe we should start our own pissing contest story every week as a way to protest! I’ve missed these stories so much!!!

And basically everyone thought it was hilarious that Texas is, in the name of improving women’s healthcare, willing to send women to New Mexico, where those laws that improve women’s healthcare don’t exist. It is ALMOST as though “improving women’s healthcare” isn’t really the real reason for HB2, whodathunkit.

OH MUH GAWD!!! THIS NEEDS TO BE ON LIKE KNOW!!!! AAAAARGH!!!*

Trump should name his pee-pee Trump Steak.

This. Sounds. Fucking. Fabulous.

I’ve had preschool students that have had more intellectual debates than that entire nonsense last night. My preschool students didn’t call each other names either.

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as a last resort...

#NotAllHalfArmenians

“President West to Accept IMF Package"

I think the GOP may lose quite a few christian voters, because Trump is so, as they would say “Not Godly”. Thrice married, worships money...