In related enough news, fuck Bobby Jindal (again):

Good, good! This gives me hope that the country is finally headed towards the right direction.

I have a good friend who is a conservative Christian and she is so upset. She’s a good person and we do a good job of generally avoiding politics, she was holding out for Carson with the “at least he had good values” argument, but even she hates all the Republican front runners at this point.

Dr. Beltbuckle Stabber! Don’t forget his minor in ‘trying to bludgeon my mother with a hammer’.

First, I hope that is the actual turn out for his ‘speech’. Second he does realize that their are hundreds of ‘faiths’ right? Sorry that was a silly question, there is only “My (his) Faith”. Third, Jesus would only show up at CPAC to toss tables and run these people out of town.

Wait! I thought it was printed on the bottom of my shoe!

Candy! This national anthem was designed to make people look ridiculous even when able to sing, don’t do that to yourself !

Incognito Jesus is my new alt-rock band name. Anyone know how to play the lute?

Soooo, how is it that there is not an LPAC?

never forget

I had to do a quick check to see when he died - 2004. Still not dead enough yet.

I think “intellectually curious” is putting a good spin on his tendency to ask “What is that?” when presented with everyday objects, like telephones or clams or sprinklers.

I think they have. That is why his ghost is wandering the moors of CPAC.

He kept dosing off during the Iran Contra hearings.

You’re assuming they haven’t already...

I used to love reading books about politics when I was younger. I can't remember the book, but there was a story about Reagan being unprepared for an important summit type meeting. He admitted that The Sound of Music had been on TV the previous night and he just had to watch it instead of reading the briefings.…

Jesus Christ, could they all just hump his corpse and be done with it?

What does that even mean? How would you even begin to back up an assertion like that?

They can’t even admit Reagan was a famous napper

What gets me is how Trump can denounce Muslims, Hispanics, African-Americans and nothing much is said about it. Not until the fiasco with KKK/David Duke did anyone seem to wave their arms like one of those inflatables you see outside a used auto place.