One day I would be so happy to open my work computer and open the Internet Explorer (which I must use to login to our intranet) which goes directly to MSN.COM- and not see Donald Trumps huge face looking at me. Please. It is becoming a borderline hostile work environment.

He just has Resting Hostage Face.

“I puts the lotion on the skin.” Christie clarified in a deep monotone voice.

“I am not a hostage. Absolutely do not send a SWAT team to 113 S. Trenton Ave. Do not have them bring a large supreme pizza and a 2-liter of Diet Coke. Do not have them barge into this building and smuggle me to a waiting van.”

Christy is Trumps gimp

This is just Trump’s ingenious scheme to win New Jersey. “Vote for me in November or I’ll release Christie back to you”.

Secaucus Syndrome. It’s like Stockholm Syndrome but louder!

Stockholm Syndrome!

That’s just what a hostage would say.

can you imagine being the PR person for chris christie who has to walk into a room and say

Maybe it’s Photoshop, maybe it’s Maybelline.

As an aside, can we all agree that if you use the word ‘the’ before any religious/ethnic/racial group, you aren't saying anything acceptable?

Remember when Trump used to be orange? Orange, and not running for president? Man, those were good times.

Trump campaign if they had a black model: you have to wait outside.

I am more surprised that he photoshopped the logo onto the shirt honestly. He’s a billionaire but he can't even make a real shirt for his fake model to wear. The incompetence here is multi tiered.

Maybe she also is modelling Trump Brand (TM) Bronzer?

It’s an old observation, but it’s true — if this was Europe, the Republican Party would be broken into five different parties. Their “base” is a bunch of fractured groups who only have the “am not liberal” thing in common (hence why we get situations where blue collar workers are voting for cuts on the estate tax, or…

I think the GOP would be crazy to try to swindle Trump out of the nomination, especially if he keeps racking up state wins. Do they seriously think Trump will quietly slink away after willing this many states? This man sues everyone that looks at him crosseyed - and he’s got the funds to tie the GOP up in the courts…