I love Oklahoma right now. Thanks for cheering me up!

... it’s really not unexpected. 538 had them projected within five percentage points of each other for a week.

I thought Trump would be a shoe-in for the Slurry with a Minge on Top state.

Payday loans are just as shitty as Trump University AND they prey on the same types of folks.

Does anyone know if there’s any firm opinions/stances on this topic by Clinton and Bernie? If so, where are they on this?

If DWS wants to take on Elizabeth Warren, she’s going to find out exactly where she stands with the rest of us relative to Warren.

H.R. 4018, which would keep the CFPB from implementing any new rules regulating payday lenders for two years, and which would make those rules inapplicable in any state that already has payday loan laws. Those states include Florida where, as the HuffPo points out, nearly all of the Democrats co-sponsoring the bill…

answer:

I’ve already conceded that he will be the next president. In fact I’ve already started a card for my trump presidency pool. But I need 6 more:

“And that is what makes this all so entertaining.”

I don’t think it’s just Gawker’s fault, my dad brought it up at dinner last night... and I’m 99% sure he’s NEVER read a Gawker site.

Dear Mitch McConnell:

I just feel like throwing up my hands at the GOP faithful who are flabbergasted at Trump’s rise to popularity. YOU DID THIS! This is your bad! You let anyone loud enough and crazy enough to have a seat at the GOP’s dinner party, running out old school GOP faithful, and now wonder why no one wants to come to your next…

I think what scares most of the GOP establishment is that the true republicans, the ones that honestly believe in the sanctity of the constitution and its amendments, have felt their voting base believed the same. They’ve now seen that their voters are voting in droves for someone who honestly couldn’t give a shit…

Kids’ birthday parties in the Southwest US often feature a piñata, slung over a tree limb in the front yard. Blindfolded kids take a swing as Dad or Tio hauls on the rope for grins, so most kids won’t connect even if they peek which they all do. Except the little three-year-old who plays fair and is allowed to break…

This is a man who said Gorbachev was weak and endorsed Tianenmen Square. This is a man who said the Chinese government “almost blew it” but then redeemed itself by running over students in tanks. This is the man who is likely going to be the GOP nominee. I just... holy fuck.

Now they get a taste of how the rest of us feel every time they do something completely against the will of the people.

You know what they say, when you see a racist, regional, rights-inhibiting party of anti-science nitwits and buffoons drowning, throw them an anchor.

In any other election year, I’d say any candidate that receives the support of Farrakhan- as Trump did today- would be blown out of the race. In this case, Trump will be unaffected and perhaps even rise in the polls. You cannot make this shit up.

I have said this before but we are reaching the point where in ten years we are either going to be saying "Remember the time Pokey from Gumby almost because the POTUS" or "Okay kids now its time for the truth about why we all live in underground bunkers"