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Emma Golddigger
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A-fucking-men. The kid’s behavior and boundary issues definitely need to be addressed, but addressing those things is a gradual process. (Meanwhile, you do what you can to keep the other kids safe.) Plus, he’s FOUR! A little early to give up on someone as a hopeless case, no?

I didn’t mind the way she handled the karate thing. And I thought it was awesome how receptive the karate teacher was to the criticism!

I’m with the librarian about Point #2. You can’t expect a library to get rid of all the children’s books with subtle sexist messages. Even if the library just got rid of all the books with OVERT sexist messages, it wouldn’t carry any European fairy tales. (Except Hansel and Gretel. Gretel’s a badass.) I think the

Yup. Click the link where it says “on her blog.”

Probably because “black person who defends Trump” pays better than “sidekick from decades-old movie.”

Did you guys see the whole blog post? She ended it with a Frederick Douglass quote. She should be ashamed of herself.

That’s the title of her autobiography! One of her ghostwriters has a sense of humor.

That would be so cute! I hope they stab each other’s eyes out over whose turn it was to bring snacks.

Nice trollin’, Colin! Unfortunately he’s disqualified from the Best Republican competition because of the WMD thing, so the winner of this very prestigious award is, let me see. Ahem. Well.

Oh no! That means Huntsman can’t be my favorite Republican anymore! I’ll have to replace him with, um. Hmm. Um.

Yup! The funny part is how long it took Mike to endorse Cruz. He and Ted have been BFFs since they met, but Mike was STILL worried about the repercussions of endorsing such a repellent person. Be the lone voice of the “fuck poisoned children” position? Sure, no problem! Endorse his friend and ideological soulmate?

Lest we forget, Mike Lee is the inhuman scumbag who’s singlehandedly holding federal aid for Flint hostage.

Is it fakanala? My dad’s mean Hungarian grandma used to hit him with a fakanala! He refused to name any of his kids after her.

I hope that’s exactly what he did! No one deserves the indignity of being Ted Cruz’s real family. Can you imagine that ingrown pube reading you a bedtime story? (Oh wait, we all can, because of the Green Eggs and Ham thing.)

Thanks for sharing this! Just listened to the first half or so in my car (can’t listen to the rest right now because I have a thing, but I’ll try to later.) Nina Turner and Killer Mike were AMAZING. Whichever Democrat wins the primary (Hillary, unfortunately) better pick Nina for VP. I don’t care if she’s only been a

As promised, here’s some stuff about Trump’s Supreme Court suggestions. They’re Bill Pryor and Diane Sykes, both anti-abortion conservatives who veer from conservative orthodoxy occasionally. (Pryor voted against discrimination against trans employees and removed a judge who disobeyed a federal order to take the Ten

Good points all around! But, fuck, seems like we’re getting into predictions and I am terrible at those. I thought Scott Walker was the force to be reckoned with in the Republican primary. When McCain nominated Palin, I thought she was an intelligent moderate who could get bipartisan support. I used to think Kanye was

Here’s how I see it. Cruz is scary because he’s an extreme conservative on every issue. There is not a single issue he doesn’t have a terrible position on.

What are you thinking? Brokered convention? I doubt they’ll risk it.

Come on, Louie. I love Louie (I mean, I love his work and I usually think he makes good points; I like him less as a person now that there’s decent evidence suggesting he sexually harasses people.) But what is this turn-taking nonsense? As IF we had eight years of a liberal government. We got a couple nice things from