I’m ashamed to say it but, full disclosure, I voted against Jackie. When I looked into it, it seemed like she and Becker had identical policy positions but Becker had more qualifications and experience. But deep in my heart, I felt dirty about it and was happy when she won. I bet she’ll do a great job. And Rocky is…

Well said! And same, except I’m too young to remember Bush I, so Romney made me nostalgic for 2008 McCain (not Palin, though) and 2008 McCain made me nostalgic for 2000 primary McCain and his illegitimate black child.

Congrats! What are you in school for?

My admittedly very unlikely fantasy is that my state, Utah, which has voted Republican by at least 19 percentage points since 1964, will vote for Hillary if Trump is the Republican nominee. Utah Democrats are all hippies and Latinos and Latino hippies. Utah Republicans are all over the place politically. Sometimes…

If you got a good story, tell it!

For real! Some of us work Friday nights. What am I supposed to do without the Pissing Contest? My job?

His tweet is fucking perfect! It’s hilarious that the same party talking about the size of their ding-dongs during a presidential debate thinks hip-hop is a symbol of America’s moral corruption.

Just layer after stinky, tear-inducing layer.

Oh no! Thanks for explaining, but that’s a major disappointment.

Damn, even ALITO voted to block that law!

It makes me so happy that even evangelical Christians find Ted Cruz to be a little too Zodiac Killer-y for their tastes.

So Ben Carson was the most Reaganesque primary candidate all along.

I think it’s possible that they went to see the freak show and were limiting their gesture to the outfits. Or, that the big group and coordinated outfits were a safety precaution. (I might protest a Trump rally if the opportunity presented itself, but I sure as shit wouldn’t go alone, and I’m white.)

I’m listening to it while I wash dishes. Highlights so far are Trump talking about his dick size (five minutes in, at most!), the moderators attacking Trump relentlessly (spoiler alert: it won’t work), and Trump justifying his plan to kill terrorists’ families.

I miss you! Haven’t seen you around in forever! I’m not in Ohio but I’ll put $2.50 on your drink KickStarter.

I listened to the beginning of the debate on my drive home and I literally YELPED when I heard that. Got my window open, smoking a cigarette, Trump brings up his wiener, I scream, “WHOOOOOOAAAAA MY GOD” for all the world to hear. This is politics now. A man who wants to be the next president stands at a podium in his…

OMG just listened to the beginning of the debate on my drive home and it couldn’t have been five minutes before Trump brought up his dick size! I wonder if he’ll whip it out in the next debate. The argument against is that it’s probably tiny, but I bet all his mail-order brides tell him it’s the yooooouuuuugest…

Arguably, they do have those stupid fucking hats.

You saw those gray comments too, huh?

I did a little research on Wikipedia (I know, not the best source, but the most convenient) and the impression I got is that there aren’t any hard and fast prerequisites for fascism but a military citizenship after World War I made the most successful fascist movements possible, and fascist ideals typically involve…