I recently learned the hard way to never underestimate the power people have to compartmentalize their lives, and I didn't even think I was that stupid before it happened! I got sucked in by a married guy with enough of a public profile that I felt like if he was married (because of course there were things that…

She is so fucking over the top that even PETA - PETA! FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!! - can see that they win by responding to her calmly and rationally. Ugh. I hate everything about this.

I don't know if it's the best, but it's certainly the most memorable:

Ditto paying for a single gallon of gas with cash, half of which is coins. Good times.

THANK YOU HELLO. It was long enough and the dog moved slowly enough that I spent waaaay too much time trying to figure out the painting. And the diamond plate fireplace. And the cool mid century modern furniture. And the polished concrete (I think?) floor. There's a lot going on here in addition to a cute as fuck dog.

Prince George Costanza

omg must pet giant fluffy puppy!!!!1!!

YES! I got a hand held steam cleaner about three weeks ago and I'm in love. It's the best for cleaning all kinds of stuff around the house.

Hugs.

Yeah, I'm pretty vigilant about blocking spambots or other shenanigan-y looking accounts when they follow me, and I went from ~920 down to ~850 followers, to which I say: big fucking deal. The fact that anyone looks at my photos at all still delights me beyond reason and I'm grateful as hell for it.

Yeah, that sounds amazing.

I'm a huge (42DD) fan of Moving Comfort sports bras. Available on Amazon!

RIP Wayne :(

Obligatory "She's 33 years old. Leave her alone." reference.

People need to learn the difference between "your kink is not my kink" and "your kink is not okay."

I loathe her, but this is a great line:

Honestly, after some of the kinks I've seen on BME this seems pretty reasonable. And you wouldn't even need horrible bugs, I'm sure some friendly caterpillars or something would work. It would be cute!

I've known about it for years, but I credit the fact that I followed some Fametracker forum refugees to their new forum and they always had a very sharp take on celebrity gossip. I don't remember seeing it much in the mainstream media at the time.

Settle down, Beavis.

Oooh, shitty gold thread! Also available in cheap-ass cotton crochet thread at Michaels! It's not a premium version of anything, and can't even be used in the kitchen because of the aforementioned shitty gold thread. If you want something pretty to tie your presents with, there are a wide variety of less expensive -…