I have a really smart cat, who maybe can hold hearings in my place when I’m too bored/unfocused to do my job.

Afraid I can’t take credit, it’s a perfectly cromulent word.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

“I’m out of town.”

Since Jane who very much is an ignorant slut dismissed my comment, I’ll repost it here:

Honestly, I’m not sure that it is gaining power. I realize this may be a hot take interpretation of the data, but it’s entirely possible that this baloney just looks like it’s gaining power because the small band of crazies is really scared, and really energized, about how their world is disappearing.

This...isn’t how unions are supposed to work.

It’s make-up/who cares?

I’m familiar. I’m a black woman, formerly in politics, which meant in just about every organization, if there was a high-level African American surrogate or speaker, he was my responsibility.

Laurie Anderson just keeps upping the stakes to win my heart. Checkmate.

Aargh, I have a bit of a horrible confession to make. A couple weeks back I called my mother a cunt. It was in the heat of an argument, and we tend toward vulgarity even when all is calm, but still......this was a line I thought I’d never cross. I called my mother later to apologize, telling her, “You’re not a cunt,…

I am better than this shithead, I can do it without even trying. It’s super easy, I simply don’t rape a bunch of people. Here’s my 12 step program.
1. Don’t rape
2.-12. See rule 1

I’d drink his tears like a big ‘ol jug of wine.

Ok, this may be hokey, but looking at Amy Schumer’s photo really did make me feel empowered and beautiful. My body doesn’t look so different from her body there, but when I’ve seen her in clothes she’s always seemed really beautiful, which makes me feel like all those mornings I’ve spent staring at myself thinking I…

Of interest: The porn industry is quicker to drop someone over allegations of rape than the NFL or NCAA.

all due respect, you gotta tighten up your game. You are getting caught way too much.

Getting weed at my local dispensary is such a classy affair.They are all hello! Welcome! Can I show you something in a sativa today? Good choice! Nice day, huh? How’s your mom doing, she was sick last week right? If they sold toothpaste and tampons I would never go to CVS again. If they offered teeth cleanings I’d…

Some people are just super outgoing and charismatic. You want to not like them, then you meet them and you have to like them. Brujas.

Apologies to anyone who actually read all that.

My very large and muscular cat once body-slammed me from behind and hit my center of gravity. He took me down like a wildebeest. True story.