(With apologies to Married to the Sea.)

Jeff Guinn’s excellent book makes it clear that both things are true: Bugliosi was a dick, and Manson is guilty as fuck.

Agreed. I don’t condone her actions in any way, but I do understand the combination of shit storms that contribute to people feeling trapped in situations like this.

I never said or implied that it did. I take issue with the statement that a person who is clinically depressed and/or an addict is always capable of making smart decisions about seeking treatment.

“One can be drug-addicted, clinically depressed and be in an abusive relationship and still seek help ...”

You do understand that clinical depression and drug addiction do fucked up things to a person’s thought processes, right? That people who are clinically depressed often have trouble making smart logical decisions because their fucking brains put all kinds of weird shit in the way?

This isn't about her nose, she attended an event without heavy eye makeup this past week and people immediately got up in her grill about it. Fucking ridiculous.

I have never seen it used in this way and it gives me serious head tilt. If this has somehow caught on and is becoming a thing, we must kill it now. With fire.

This is the worst comma abuse I think I've ever seen. I am not and have never been too proud to read trashy books, but at least Jackie Collins can construct a proper sentence. This is garbage, not trash.

I love you.

"go find a man to fuck you so you can learn to write" is bullshit in every single fucking language on the face of the planet.

Right? Jeez.

Unless they've changed it completely, it makes you incredibly fucking high. I took one once and I was looped for the entire day. This was in the 90s, when cancer patients couldn't get legal cannabis & an ill friend of my ex-husband traded us marinol for pot because it worked too slowly to treat his nausea and was…

She's horrible but I smoke pot every day that doesn't give me the munchies. I'm oddly tired of this stereotype, I think because it feeds into the idea (SEE WHAT I DID THERE) that there exists this one monolithic thing called POT that de facto makes you stupid and gives you the munchies when in reality there are many…

I keep my toothbrush in the kitchen for exactly this reason. I try not to think about all the other poop I'm inhaling every day, but at least my damn toothbrush is safe.

Amy's shrug at 9:09 says it all.

I'm not sure how pee is supposed to be coming out of anything other than your urethra, and that is definitely not where lady jizz comes from. If you ever feel it even once, you will know immediately that you're not pissing.

Who?

I'm sad that I know so much about The Apprentice, but every single round of the celebrity version has had some ridiculous fund raiser as a major task. And every single time there's someone who refuses or otherwise fails to get their biggest celebrity contact to donate. And that person is always subjected to extensive…

I'm at the point now where I always consider non-monogamy as a possibility when trying to suss out a dude's availability if I don't know him. I also always assume that good people like you and your husband are ethical and honest about it.