emilypostpunk
Emily Post-Punk
emilypostpunk

There are no circumstances under which this isn't a fucking rip off.

It's not even a spool, it's a fucking cardboard cone! I've paid less for actual vintage wooden spools full of silk yarn.

People are getting really unnecessarily bent out of shape about this. I appear to have found a sore spot for most people. You all seem to be missing the point. I guess I just didn't articulate myself properly.

Whistlers can GTFO as far as I'm concerned.

It has to do with typography, which has changed a lot since the days we didn't view every last little thing on a digital screen.

Cat doesn't seem angry to me so much as staunchly waiting for his continued assault to evince some sort of CHANGE in the paper but the paper remains the same.

You seem nice.

Why is the number of people you've fucked of paramount importance if there are STDs involved? The HSV infection rate here in USAmerica is ~20%, so that's one in five. Many, many of us have had or will have sex with more than five people. And in any case, it only takes one non-disclosing asshole to pass it along so

Unladylike is just the female version of "blue collar"

This. I've never thought to ask anyone, and if anyone has ever asked me I don't remember it.

I told a dude I was flirting with that I'd been celibate for an extended period of time and his response was "Oh good, that actually makes me feel more sure of you."

There are plenty of men who like the unshaven aesthetic. Trust me. Never ever ever feel embarrassed about it. Anyone who isn't into it (and can't figure out how to express themselves like an adult instead of saying "it's gross") isn't for you, and that's fine. Someone somewhere wants to worship your bush. I promise.

I find it hard to believe they're trying to protect the good name of traditional mayo. There are all kinds of vegan products out there calling themselves mayo or mayonnaise.

Japanese potato salad with Kewpie = HEAVEN

Nick Kroll is an Illuminati puppet, or something?

I jokingly said to myself "Self, it's already 4:30 and you haven't looked at Jezebel yet today to see the latest ugh Ghomeshi news!" And then I looked and it's this. Of course it's this.

I love Kenneth Goldsmith. I would take this class as many times as they would let me.

How about let's stop forcing everyone to accept unwanted hugs (and yes, the earlier the better so hats off to you for letting your daughter handle it on her own terms)? I don't mind hugging people I love once in a while but there are people who insist on it for every hello & goodbye and anyone who doesn't like it is a