I reaaaaaaaaaally hope they start doing Bachelor recaps again on here because... yeah. We need group therapy.

Will she take her nanny on the honeymoon?

What the fuck is wrong with Danielle. Is she high? She always seems like sleeping pills are starting to kick in. And I know we’re not supposed to call out females or having vocal fry, but holy shit that voice.

She’s the worst and will get at least two seasons on Bachelor spin-off shows after this.

She is so unstable!!

Ugh! I’m on the West Coast so I can’t watch for another 3 hours... at which time I’ll be in bed, so tomorrow after work.
Corinne seemed horrible last week, can’t wait to see more!

I am! She’s kind of pathetic.

I give a pass for keaton he was in the movie hidden figures after all. And in general I’m glad they are apologizing and being made aware of it.

The haberdasheries are all out of haberdash!

She was too masculine! She was too feminine! She was too aggressive and harsh! She was too frail! She was too progressive! She was too moderate! She was too incompetent! She was a diabolical mastermind! She was stiff, rigid, uptight! She was going to keel over at any moment!

No, but you don’t understand, you see! Hillary is a corporate shill that abandoned the American people to the status quo and if only she and the DNC saw the blinding, white, male light then the world would be a better place! She didn’t rail hard enough! She wasn’t Elizabeth Warren! She didn’t force the electors hands!…

Literally no one worked harder and more directly to prevent “all this Trump bullshit” than Hillary Clinton.

Absolutely.

And you helping with the fight as well....right?

I’d love for everybody to stare him down in silence.

“I was having every emotion I’ve tried to get rid of over the past few weeks,” audience member Jordan Serpone told The New York Times. “She shouldn’t be here. She should be planning her cabinet.”

Also, “medecins sans frontieres”?? Just say Doctors Without Borders, you pretentious asshat. This was like the physical embodiment of a humblebrag.

Coutney B. Vance was robbed. I like Hiddles, but good lord that speech was cringey. Also I kinda hate how so many folks acted like Taylor Swift had some magic pussy of doom that ensnared poor widdle Tom, cause Tom is just as thirsty as Taylor.

My mild distaste for this fool and his total basicocity turned to white hot rage when he bragged in an interview that he’s never listened to a Radiohead album. You’re British yourself, you’re surrounded by generations of brilliant music. But please ignore it all, strum your banal awful music, hang out with Taylor…

yeah, it’s not like they’re making the orcas fight each other