Who needs institutional memory when you have an overgrown toddler running the country with a four second attention span?

Hahahaha we’re all gonna die but at least it will be because of decisions made by people with no experience #draintheswamp

So she lost like 4lb? Inspiring.

Oh, I don’t do strawmen.

So when is Josh Duggar getting his new show? Josh Duggar: From reviled Child Molester to thriving in Trump’s America

I feel like maybe she means that he knew he was able to intimidate her because he is a man and she isn’t, so “gender intimidation” or something like that is a better term. I think she is having a hard time articulating it herself, which makes it a little murky for us trying to understand.

Norovirus is no fucking joke this year, man. I know so many people who’ve had it (and are currently battling it). And they can all blame their crotch fruit for bringing it home to them from school. :)

Remember those youthful halcyon days of yore when she was married to Ryan Reynolds? Such a simpler, more innocent time.

I hope Malia has the time of her life during these years. Hell, somebody’s going to have to have some fun. And, honestly, I can’t wait until the girls are ready to tell us their stories, should they ever choose. I want them to live so care-free in the next few years that they make a particular kind of American…

This is the saddest story.

I have always had a low-grade dislike of Casey Affleck that has blossomed into a deep anger. I so agree with Constance Wu, he demonstrates how being a white man who assaults women won’t hurt your career.

God bless her for exposing curly haired secrets.

This is some petty shit and I am living for it.

yeah i could think of 234983042859403 people who are more insufferable than LMM. this was a dick piece of writing.

Omg I love all of them- but Shiny and Your Welcome are both so good!

PS- “you’re welcome” from Moana is also better than many songs inLaLa Land. In my house, we sing it every time we thank each other. I just don’t know why I can’t like LALa Land. I love musicals and I love Ryan Gosling. I just can’t like it

Hot take- the music of Moana is ten million times better than LaLa Land I’ve listened to the soundtrack incessantly.

When more people actually voted for your opponent, it’s hard to rally the proverbial troops under the banner of “look how much support I have!”

In related news, Betsy DeVos just announced that $1 billion in federal funding will now go to Park School.