Who needs institutional memory when you have an overgrown toddler running the country with a four second attention span?

Hahahaha we’re all gonna die but at least it will be because of decisions made by people with no experience #draintheswamp

So she lost like 4lb? Inspiring.

Oh, I don’t do strawmen.

So when is Josh Duggar getting his new show? Josh Duggar: From reviled Child Molester to thriving in Trump’s America

I feel like maybe she means that he knew he was able to intimidate her because he is a man and she isn’t, so “gender intimidation” or something like that is a better term. I think she is having a hard time articulating it herself, which makes it a little murky for us trying to understand.

Norovirus is no fucking joke this year, man. I know so many people who’ve had it (and are currently battling it). And they can all blame their crotch fruit for bringing it home to them from school. :)

Remember those youthful halcyon days of yore when she was married to Ryan Reynolds? Such a simpler, more innocent time.

I hope Malia has the time of her life during these years. Hell, somebody’s going to have to have some fun. And, honestly, I can’t wait until the girls are ready to tell us their stories, should they ever choose. I want them to live so care-free in the next few years that they make a particular kind of American…

This is the saddest story.

I have always had a low-grade dislike of Casey Affleck that has blossomed into a deep anger. I so agree with Constance Wu, he demonstrates how being a white man who assaults women won’t hurt your career.

I’m glad I’m not the only one wondering about that, hence my comment:

So uh.

We all just going to ignore the fact that the son was included at the beginning, and excluded at the end?

I was looking for the foot note that read “Unfortunately her son was impaled onto a large tree branch a short distance away”

God bless her for exposing curly haired secrets.

This is some petty shit and I am living for it.

yeah i could think of 234983042859403 people who are more insufferable than LMM. this was a dick piece of writing.

Omg I love all of them- but Shiny and Your Welcome are both so good!

PS- “you’re welcome” from Moana is also better than many songs inLaLa Land. In my house, we sing it every time we thank each other. I just don’t know why I can’t like LALa Land. I love musicals and I love Ryan Gosling. I just can’t like it

Hot take- the music of Moana is ten million times better than LaLa Land I’ve listened to the soundtrack incessantly.