It’s not the same guy though! They’re different!

I just saw the thing about ScarJo and her husband and when I saw pics I was like holy shit it’s the guy from Covert Affairs and I’m still certain that they’re the same person pulling an elaborate performance art peace.

I read the name as “penises” every single time. Thanks, Madeleine.

I’m sorry for your pain, Ellie. I literally can’t even read this article and you had to write it.

This is my favourite thing ever. It’s saved on my phone.

Bobby was right, I had to see his face but holy shit! I’m so sad right now. Just texted my mom, she’s gonna be upset.

They were talking about W. He probably wants to be with his dad in failing health rather than at the inauguration where he’s gonna be.

God, every time I see this shit I just get depressed all over again. Hillary was so ready and capable and deserved to be the first female president.

My mom keeps buying these for me because she says they’re convenient and I’m like please stoppppp!

A friend of mine had her period just like straight through for months. She went to the doctor and they couldn’t figure it out and eventually it just stopped but it was hell.

I was really excited about Bobby’s photoshopped shirt and then I saw what it really said. I was gonna buy it.

99% of the jokes out of Simon Helberg’s fucking mouth are unadulterated sexism. I fucking hate Howard and I hate Helberg because he’s not funny and agrees to say that shit. He’s a fuckig perv and he’s part of the systematic reason “nice” guys think they’re owed hot girls. Fuck him.

Is Lisa Rinna aka Lynn Echolls, mother of Logan Echolls of 2004's Veronica Mars a celebrity? Uh, yeah, I would say so.

It looks like the whole movie is airbrushed. Like its 10% animation.

If the anticipation doesn’t kill you, second hand embarrassment for the train wreck that is Corringe will

YEP

Ashley I is highly rational human being compared to Corrine

I keep screaming because non-verbal cringe doesn’t suffice.

Literally nothing I can say will prepare you for the hot mess that awaits you. She is the thirstiest thing I have ever seen.