emilylor
Emilylor
emilylor

My neighbor in my new apartment has not brought her cat in, despite it being 19 degrees outside. I’m on my way to get supplies to make one of those cat shelter things with a plastic storage tote.

From what I’ve seen of the show and press for it, the whole business is very pro-women. It isn’t anti gay, but she’s trying to create a safe space for women to get lit and get spoiled. Specifically black women. Her Twitter comment just backs that up, you’re welcome to come through but she didn’t make this for men.

The law, which became official in September...

Well, Jude Law is doing a whole lotta living. He has one ex wife, two baby mamas and five kids.

Jude is right. I’m not living. I am not even human. I am a spirit who only briefly takes corporeal form to post Harry Styles gifs on Jezebel. Here’s the secret: it may not be living, but it’s wonderful.

For sure it’s Logans kid.

Boston too! There are buses coming in from Western MA and the Cape. I think Chicago, San Francisco, and a lot of other cities will have marches on the 21st too.

Not that I am aware of. Nor does he claim to “destroy” anything, articles written about his segments are the ones that love to use that terminology (including Jezebel).

Specifically, it’s good that she’s suing.

Agreed. Why would we think Kris has power over Kim’s earning power/finances? She’s a woman in her 30s, and probably commands the highest appearance fee in her family.

MommaKris probably is ready to turn off the money spigot.

supposedly this child is actually the child of a child Janet had and hid in the 90s, and is being used as a ploy to explain the cancelation of her failed tour and also as a way to make her seem vital and young or something.

I’ve been home watching TV for the past 10 days and I’m now convinced the only pillow worthy of my head is the Magic Pillow

I’m not one to normally armchair diagnose, but I’d be stunned if Trump didn’t have Narcissistic Personality Disorder. No, seriously, the man is a walking example of it.

I don’t know if Ryan Seacrest has really done anything horrible to warrant my hatred towards him but part of me is sure he has.

I’m calling it first. Their celebrity portmanteau will be ‘Mariah’ in recognition of the distinct elements each bring to the proper relationship.

That settles it then.

When my baby was born (not IVF, conceived spontaneously, although after 2 years of TTC “spontaneously” can bite my ass), he was a perfect little mini-me of my husb, and husb went around for WEEKS saying happily “It’s obvious who’s the father!” until I had to gently remind him that there shouldn’t actually be any doubt

My father’s mother always made rude remarks while my mother was pregnant, that with a daughter-in-law you can never be sure if a grandchild is really yours. When I was born I looked exactly like her (and scared the sh*t out of my mother). Nowadays I don’t look like any of my family members. When people have to guess