This was straight up one of the funniest skits SNL has had in years that wasn’t political.

True, goddess is apt.

Michelle Obama is straight up the classiest First Lady we have ever had. Maybe Jackie Kennedy or Eleanor Roosevelt ties. Melania is neither dignified not classy. She’s dumb as a brick and she’s gotta be shallow, not to mention tacky, as fuck if she’s willing to lie with a bloated cheeto penis in order to have that…

I had a dream I was with Donald Trump Jr and we were being totally civil and my friend and I tried to convince him that he was privileged and it must have gotten under his skin because he freaked out and was swearing and flipped me off his security dragged my friend and I out and the next day I saw him again and said…

The Sun said Cara wasn’t walking the VS fashion show because the people in charge of casting thought she was gross and bloated and VS was like dear Cara we would never want you to think that you were gross, we think you’re super amazing, we love you, please wear our bras on a runway but we understand if you can’t. Ps,…

I don’t enjoy his singing voice at all but he’s like the only person I can listen to do cheesy raps (ex: his SNL monologue) because there’s like this earnestness in his voice that makes it so pleasant. He truly seems like the kindest guy. But like others have stated, genius.

Omg yes thank you! I was having a moment I guess.

I love Mindy Kaling but I can’t envision her in this. Though, who the fuck am I to question goddamn Ava DuVernay so I’m sure it will be amazing.

Maybe, but Rowan Blanchard is too old to play a character who is significant for being so young. IMO.

I do believe that we should be critical of things that we might have made exceptions for (like childhood stories) but also I still think Beauty and the Beast is one of the stories that you can make it seem bad if you want to but you can also make it seem really good. I always saw it as the importance of kindness and…

Tea pots and tea kettles are the same thing in America

Holy shit. Can you imagine being a parent with a child that survives a brain tumour and then this? Suicide is heartbreaking enough, but to have such a close call, think you’re out of the woods and then... Damn it.

I hate guns - fuck guns, don’t own guns - but teaching this girl about gun safety would not have prevented this. She was trying to harm herself. It wasn’t an accident.

She can wear whatever costume she wants. Yeah, it’s cleavage-y, but it’s not over the top sexual. And I thought you were making a comment about how her boyfriend is coordinating with her son but really it’s a dad matching his child. If that was just an observation, you can ignore what I said about Nick Cannon.…

Well, the comment was about Nick Cannon matching her son specifically so though I can see from your other comments this was well meaning, you can fuck the fuck off too *shrugs*

Um, the man is Nick Cannon aka father of her son. And this is a lovely picture of them getting together and having a pleasant holiday with their children. Sorry you can’t get over her boobs, I guess?

My excuse for the rape scene is that Joss Whedon always has to ruin things that he’s otherwise perfected and takes strong nuanced characters and reduces them to victim or abuser on a sexual and gendered scpectrum for no good reason.

So, they weren’t on the private server and they weren’t sent by her? So this is basically an investigation of a different thing she did not control? God, fuck this whole thing. Also, I’m imagining:

Though the chief who started it just got fired for unrelated boneheaded fuckery, we have a great program in my area for helping addicts get help by turning themselves/their paraphernalia in to the police who will put them into treatment facilities. The heroin crisis is still pretty bad here but the program is truly…

I’m assuming election night is gonna go down like the end of Willy Wonka.