Honestly, this is one of the reasons I don’t care for Beyoncé all that much. Like, it’s all hilarious that Queen Bey won’t stoop down to Kim’s “trashy” celebrity har har whatever but Kanye and Jay were (are?) actually great friends and I feel like it’s actually quite rude to be so dismissive. You’re good friends with…

I THINK IM IN LOVE WITH YOU

This elevates it from theory to fact. I’m convinced.

When he said abortion out loud, I may have danced

Theory: Ivanka has never met her father

Pretty sure if the Muslim Brotherhood was specifically trying to sabotage Trump, it wouldn’t be a Hillary move necessarily, it would be a they-heard-what-he-said-about-Muslims-on-multiple-occasions move.

The part where they said that it was wrong because the challenges were not accurate, I was like also that stick doesn’t belong up your ass so I guess nobody’s doing anything right.

Exactly! It was an epic crash of Big Brother and GBBO. Opposite ends of the spectrum.

Other than the political skits, SNL doesn’t really make me laugh out loud.

Huh. That’s... not nice. I did not know about this

...wat

I love that he think Huma is a lesbian while simultaneously claiming she is an extreme fundamentalist Muslim who probably hates America because it violates rules of her religion. Those things can DEFINITELY coexist.

Here’s the thing I can’t wrap my head around. We respect, or are told

This is the dumbest thing Ive ever heard

There aren’t enough of them to make Trump actually happen. It is more than them. And they would just be the ones doing it for laughs or because they can’t bring themselves to vote for a woman. Actually, scratch that, those assholes would vote for Johnson.

As a millennial, no, this will not happen. It will be all the middle aged folks who blame millennials for all problems in the world, wanting the election to be a close call to wake up America but haven’t actually considered the horror of a trump presidency.

The Disney princess real housewives SNL skit was truly one of their best

Omg I’m grieving about a lot of non-panda deaths right now (five, in the most realistic dream I’ve ever experienced, and one impending), this gif helped and I’ve watched that video ten thousand times.

This specifically. Like, she has joined her cousin Chuck Schumer in press conferences talking about guns and she’s been more than a little anti-gun since the movie theatre shooting during train wreck. Like what did you guys expect??