Omg every time she donates, people talk about how it’s just an act but I think she’s shown a clear compassion for giving. Half the stories about her charity are from the organisations or people she helps, thanking her. Not her announcing IVE DONE A GOOD THING. I’m a pessimist, but sometimes people can be so goddamn…

My primary tried to give me a Pap smear and it just was not fucking happening and we both decided to wait until I’ve had sex to see if it loosens that shit up it all. *shrugs*

“what are you talking about? The first amendment is free speech where I get to say things and criticise people but they can’t criticise ME and the second amendment is so I can shoot big game in Africa and maybe I miss once and hit a person, who cares: SECOND AMENDMENT. And then there are ten more amendments about…

Liberals don’t have any problem with the first amendment. That’s why we exercise our right to call people fucking assholes for the things they say rather than jail them, violating their right to say it. If you can’t handle some criticism, maybe you should stay out of the workforce, which includes being a kindergarten…

I dream of this

I think he’s trying to say that missionary rape between a man and a woman isn’t as sinful as other types of sex (but as we know, rape isn’t really sex...) like anal!! Or other gay stuff!! Or oral on woman!! Or - good lord - doggy style.

I was groped on a subway in NYC when I was seventeen and I almost burst out into tears when I realized what was happening. I remember not being able to focus on anything else for the trip and trying not to throw up or be disgusted with myself (don’t know why). And, same, literally forgot about it until right now. And…

When he accused her of getting her fifteen minutes, I was like woah, Don, you done good.

Omg Megyn Kelly is like the farthest thing from unattractive. Trump owns no mirrors.

(Psssst it’s Yelchin but my autocorrect just tried to Yeltsin too so I know that’s what did it)

You should professionally name cupcakes.

Ugh why am I surprised by this. Who is the asshole complaining about Luke Cage? Gahhhh

She had trouble that goes beyond the hassles of trying to have kids while gay (adoption/sperm donors etc) because her body was like hey we don’t to use your parts and this sperm to make a baby and that really resonates with me because I want children DESPERATELY and I’m still too young to be worrying about it too…

I am so fucking happy for her. She wanted to have a child so badly and now she has two! I’m just so happy.

I definitely agree with the sentiment but I feel like you can still have integrity and run a red light, it’s not like a morality issue. But maybe that’s just because I’m from Massachusetts and crazy.

For someone who came from money, he’s so like “new money” to me. I grew up middle class, my parents were poor growing up and my dad’s extended family was/is BIG fucking money. And though my great aunt (the richiest of the Richie’s) is an old, rich, white woman who generally votes republican, she is so so so against…

As a Cape Ann resident, I am so fucking excited for Manchester By The Sea even if Manchester is full of snobs (they’re not all snobs, they just have a lot of snobs) and adding “by the sea” to their name a couple years ago is brow raising.

I know it won’t happen, but what if Melania left him. Just picture it for a moment for your own mental health.

Omg my best friend is Korean and the amount of shit she’ll just casually mention is insane. Like the things people say to her is just out of the world.

I am 22 and I had no idea what the fuck this was until twenty seconds ago.