Annabelle Porter from Parks and Rec, the best show ever to air on television. She's a lifestyle guru in the vein of Gwyneth.

I may occasionally start but almond milk just because it lasts longer and I'm going to be living alone and I don't want to waste shit, but I still like dairy milk better.

See, I feel like I could post this - captionless - and have it mean the exact opposite of what it says. The internet is fascinating.

Ah, there we are. I'm not the least bit surprised, I just didn't see anything standout. But, gross.

What indicates that he was racist? Wouldn't be surprised by a old white man being racist, but where do you see it?

Tbh I skimmed this article because I just enjoyed some porn and focus isn’t my priority

I honestly don't think I've ever seen a pregnant woman this tattooed (just haven't happened to run into one) and I love it. Do you, Chyna.

Fun fact, this photo was hung on a wall in my douchebag and ancient professor’s office while he asked me questions like “is there a father in the picture?” after I told him that my mom had a full time job.

Omg I was so confused hahaha! I was the oldest girlfriend of the boy I babysat. Two of my cousins were also his girlfriends. Oh god, I miss him being three!

His girlfriend was openly bisexual and became good friends with his sister (my friend). He broke up with the gf because he thought he could do better, but then couldn’t get a date to prom and sheepishly asked his ex to go with him. I think at this point my friend and she had started secretly dating. She went to prom…

My friend dated her brothers ex-girlfriend! It was very awkward!

What story was it??

According to the Buzzfeed article, she was 2 months early

A) both links for Karlie’s tweets are to the same tweet FYI

Right? It's like I liked everything he said, but his delivery is kind of boring and I need could watch an episode. He's better as a writer.

My aunt’s mom said that once when my aunt was little her husband referred to watching my aunt as babysitting and she tore him a goddamn new one and it never happened again.

Watching this was INSANE. The Americans were almost a full second behind and this goddamn swim goddess was like jk and pulled ahead for a final time almost two seconds ahead of Australia.

Second this. I love Seth Rogan BUT that doesn’t discount the fact that my body weight is less than his but he gets to be cute and chubby and I’m a fat bitch.

It’s my go to movie to describe Hollywood double standards. Whenever dudes say “we’re expected to look like channing tatum!” I’m like, yeah but you can still look like Seth Rogan (who I do love actually) get to fuck someone who looks like Katherine Heigl. Or Rose Byrne. Or Michelle Williams. Personally, I would say an…

The percentage is an average so it varies across profession and then obviously race etc is a factor as well but it would be the average across day/year/lifetime. But yeah idk what the fuck that chick is on.