Wouldn’t 22% off be 78 cents on the dollar? Am I missing something here?

My mom, dad, and I will literally be fighting over how much time they’ll spend with their grandchild. Like, I’m not even close to pregnant yet and I’m going to have to beg for my child back when they babysit. Babies and toddlers love my dad. My mom babysat (for free) the woman who did her nails’ kid so often that…

My mom and I could not figure out why the silver medalist looked so pissed. This is hilarious. Lilly King, you are amazing.

I travelled with someone who defaced St Peter’s Basillica. It’s already covered in graffiti but I was fucking horrified. She handed me the pen and I was like bitch no. And some Romans yelled at us, I wanted to cry, I kept saying sorry. She was so fucking dumb.

Oh no I’m not saying “won’t answer the phone” =tragedy is anyway rational, like I definitely think there were more steps involved from this situation than were expanded upon (probably tried calling, probably knew about some of the issues they were having and got worried type of thing) but I am personally irrational…

Every once in a while when I can’t get ahold of my parents, I imagine something terrible has happened and every time I feel it with such certainty that I’m sure one or both are dead. And it doesn’t happen every time I can’t get ahold of them, so when I do feel it, I’m like “it’s real this time.” It's a shitty feeling.

Emma Watson hacking off the end of a paper mache penis with an axe *sigh* it's a thing of beauty

I loved this is the end because they all played themselves and it was like meta on a level that I don't think Jonah Hill or James Franco understood that they weren't playing a cartoonish version of themselves, they really were playing how they come off.

Ok fuck pagents but that's actually kind of messed up that she was denied her win because of a photo posted before the pageant being used as evidence for something during the pageant.

My best friend is half-Cuban and her mom was my high school Spanish teacher and she's like hola me speak-o es-pan-ol.

well, seeing as language proficiency is exactly the same thing as skin color and cannot be learned, I don't know why you guys are being so sarcastic with her.

Love how they said “hawkish” too.

Really? That wasn’t in the book that they gained back any control really. They just finally learned what happened to their mother and the author started a foundation in her name which earned some of the profit from the sale of the book. And how could they possibly have a veto? There are HeLa cells in almost every…

What about adult cousin and baby cousin matching? Because I shamelessly bought my new little cuz a mini version of my dress.

Wait, did I miss the happy ending? I finished it like two days ago and it seemed very grim.

I am forever indebted to Henrietta Lacks because I was conceived via invitro and only exist because of her unwilling contribution to science. Also I really really really hope her family is doing better because they have been through so much; the book made me want to cry all of the time.

THESE ARE SO GORGEOUS

No, no, no. Not Lyanna for president. We will revert back to English monarchy, Lyanna becomes Queen. We spend all of our money researching immortality so that she can live until the end of time and she’s just the permanent ruler forever.

I know this! I know this!

They are so much fun to watch!