Duke Basketball: WNBA game in NBA bodies!

Duke Basketball: Like the lacrosse team, but less rapey!

Duke Basketball: None of us were on that slut's list!

Is he gonna clean up the Mets clubhouse like the bathroom of a paintball facility?

Also, the whiniest kid from the two schools' tapped himself as Steady QB and it's illegal to tackle him like that because you know he sprained his ankle last year and you have to be careful because Homecoming is next week.

And for your counterpoint, Lincoln Financial Field plans to go entirely off the grid: [www.philly.com]

I'm not surprised.

His nickname was "Toast,"

@OchentaYcinco: Either way, he's got the challenge flag ready.

Snyder is turning over a new page. Now he's signing washed up former all-pro veterans who are already on his team.

aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....ha ha ha ha ha ha ....

A rape kit

...nothing to see here, move along.

"Didn't zere used to be a roofie here?"

When is Talking to Every New York Media Outlet About a Minor Burp in Recent Pop Culture History on Deadspin day? I bet Phil will be back for that.

"He allegedly told police that he fondled the horse but did not penetrate her,"

Burish and Versteeg were very pleasant drunks and even let us buy them a round...

@AzureTexan:

"I'm taking my talents to Golden Corral"

After, Jorge got to play in a pick-up game with some of his Yankee heroes. He was second base.