Graja is Spanish for appendage.

It's every young buoy's dream!

"Luka" by Susanne Vega. I was 8. I'll never forget it.

Is the band Olympic-medal winning water polo player Lauren Wenger?

The Star Spangled Banner

"I Touch Myself" by Divinyls or "She Bop" by Cindy Lauper, or really any song about masturbationg should suffice.

Somewhere, Mo Cheeks is crying.

Hey, he sounds like most of the coordinators at my company! Without looking, I'm setting the over/under on his age at 25 and 7 months.

Three guys with questionable sexual habit and Eric Lindros.

I like how her first reaction is to save the expensive sheets, not discover the source of the blood. Way to reinforce stereotype. How's never getting a blow job, Eli?

@Signal to Noise: But how many hamburgers have been named in Ubaldo's honor?

As I have Nikki on top of me and Lisa and Haley making out pretty hardcore, the door slowly opens. I notice immediately. As the door slowly swung on it's hinges Mongo's hulking body appeared in the frame, a grin from ear to ear, happy to see his long lost friends.BZZZZ BZZZZZ BZZZZZ BZBZBZBZ

Damn you Mongo!

Lisa was the hottest of the three and Haley is the most aggressive. But Nikki had the laziest eye of them all.

Did I read this right: If the US draws, and England draws and scores 2 more goals than the US, it's down to chance?

Why the fuck can't America ever catch a break?

Franklin Foerwrites some precious crap about how soccer "remains stubbornly, beautifully immune" to statistical analysis"

A.J., you have a better chance of getting tips from your Jewish friends, not the gentile ones.

Wilbon's not surprised by these comments.

Aaron, Aaron...what's your stance on old bags with clunky jewelry that cut the line at Gifford's and take the last of the mint chip...whacked with a snow shovel, or head on a pike?