I rarely read Deadspin comments anymore, but I'm glad I saw this because I thought you had died when you disappeared from Twitter. Hey buddy, glad you aren't dead.

Quentin Jammer was drafted in 2002. At this point, he's no more "highly drafted" than I am single, childless, and fun.

Very true, but if the Ravens fans chanted "Pay the Refs" with the same volume and fervor they chanted "BullshIt"...I'd be curious to see how the league reacted.

I agree with everything this man says.

What about "My Sharona"?

It's immoral to bet on the Lord's day.

That's cool, but it'd be bettor if this came out in a year when there was an East Coast v West Coast MNF game.

"In China, "Linsanity" Is Called 林疯"

The only drug you need at Maryland is Danny's.

So let's get back to Maryland tradition.

Dave Dravecky thinks you throw like a girl.

Dan Snyder raped Sarah Silverman.

Moose outside shoulda told ya.

Chris should've gotten off the Metro with me yesterday morning. He'd have liked that scene.

His real real account is RTamzarian@nfl.net

Rob later went on to play "frat guy at the formal" in I Am Charlotte Simmons.

When I miss that bad in the end, my wife's pissed because I actually got in the hole.

I'd have thought Emerson's gym was turned into a makeshit stand-up stage littered with cigarette butts and used needles years ago.

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So all those Jay Cutler (vagina) stories are really gonna change the graphic for 2011.