Given where the Cup is being held, the players should be grateful there's any turf on the pitch at all.

I've always imagined Denton as the sort of guy who comes down to your floor when he needs to take a massive dump.

The reason they couldn't run down everyone who appeared in this segment is because doing so would inevitably lead to mistakes like you made.

That was 2009 Kentucky Derby winner Mine That Bird between Lindsey Lohan and Mike Tyson.

Affirmed.

Not to get racial, but a lot of these execs are coming from homes where drinking is normalised and then they go to college and enter mostly white frats and drink a bunch. I don't want to say that white people are all alcoholics, but it does seem like something that activists in the white community might want to focus…