Good thing Cody Ross' mom was taping the game on her camcorder.

@Steve U: When Emilio Estevez prank ordered Charlie Sheen with a prostitute, Bros Fleissing Bros

@Steve U: Nor the Uruguayan rgby team's cookbook, "Bros Dicing Bros"

Esophageal spasms is what forced Tim Heblow into early retirement.

i am experiencing the worst week of work in my life

@SayChowdaFrenchie: go Kixx!

When you were buying salami footballs in Detroit, did you ever think that you'd have ESPN publicists on Line 1 with anything other than a cease-and-desist order?

Are you a fan of Steve Jeltz?

What's really offensive is that doesn't even look like B.J. Novack in blackface.

@Hustler of Culture: fans

Reed's fantasy is to be Laura Roslin?

Use Stairs in case of rapemergency.

The All-NBA first team doesn't have a point guard or power forward.

Jesus Wuerffel

RIP Robin Roberts. Not this one ([www.clevelandwomen.com]), the one that only AJ, me, and Arkansas Fred care about.

If they were so worried about losing money, they should've set up a Johnny Rockets in the lobby.

@ArkansasFred: He walks more, too.

You like-a da juice? Da juice is good?

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Mysterious gaps in information, randomly missing long stretches of time...describes my time in College Park, too. Does the recovered video tape also burn when it pees?