@UkraineNotWeak: +1 because that feature's demise was as sudden and nonsurprising as Anna Nicole Smith's.

Let the booting begin!

Pete Gray

This is an obvious fabrication. No one owns a John Lannan jersey.

"a criminal trial would be a very intrusive experience." unlike, say, a night out with Roethlisberger.

Describing the scene in Mickelson's bedroom, the commenter said, "And he had as many arms as vishnu and they were all very busy."

If tonight turns out like the last time two private schools met in the NCAA tournament finals (underdog Nova vs. Georgetown), I'm OK with that, Ratboy.

I wouldn't say they'd be missing it, John.

Need it, need it, need it, need it, need it, need it, need it, got it, got it, got it, need it.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: The wurst game in college basketball history was UW-Stevens Point vs. Lawrence University in February 2007.

GET IN THE HOLE!

What's the big deal? This is just about their makeup.

Think about it, though...have you ever seen Stephen A., Jay Marriotti, and a tin of shoe polish in the same place?

Man, Footsteps Falco is all over the place these days.

AND GOODNIGHT TO THE OLD LADY WHISPERING HUSH

Canada will also start making its Jouish population wear gold Maple Leafs.

What a dad does during nap time is sacred!

If I would have grown up in New York...you'd be writing 5,000 word articles from the Lender's Bagels employee lockerroom for Mattoon Magazine.

I never figured Dee Mirich to be a judge. Good for her.

Larry Ellison saw this coming.