...I'm an idiot, nothing to see here.

@Civil Negligence: You're a keen observer of human nature, Jim Nantz.

It's not that David Vitter's Who Diaper? event was such a strange idea, it's just how prepared he was to host it that seemed odd.

Purdue held off No. 16 Wisconsin, 60-57, What a barnburner...did it go into double overtime?

You have two more wishes.

UNC better be careful, if they lose another couple of games, they might drop in the national rankings.

His staff is trying to book big guests

@I Like Cheap Beer: Yes, but, considering how much Reggie hated his time at CHS, I think it's forgiven. Plus, I'm Jewish and...you know...[deadspin.com]

@UpstateUnderdog: My high school was across the street from Beaver College. There was no end to the amusement. Coincidentally, it's also as close to beaver as I got until college.

It's JJBL Appreciation Night already?

@Richard Starkey: Fatty Arbuckle begs to differ.

Don't be a hero, Scherbatsky!

I prayed the Eagles playoff game would be scheduled for 8 PM Saturday because I am a married father, I have no life, and it is the only timeslot guaranteed to be peaceful.

#Fail

@TheStarterWife: What's Barry's claim, for those of us with draconian internet restrictions?

@HebrewHammer: Shauvon found this out the hard way.

KOGOD = NFL Dong.

How'd Emeretus get picked to sign the anthem at the Sugar Bowl with those other two twits?

#maybenextyear wants to have sex with your mother, Nick Denton, who sucks.

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