@VTBen: Their HQ is around the corner from me.

Levy went on to nominate his wife for Educator of the Decade, his daughter for Child of the Century, and his podcast for Media Medium of the Millennium.

/claps in extreme slow motion with fake crowd noise swirling in the background

I would say their offense is strong to quite strong.

If it comes out that Tiger did use HGH, I'll really think less of him.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: The Four Tonners?

@Hustler of Culture: As a DC-based Eagles fan, I'll miss Cerrato's overall ineptitude and the resulting hysterics. This morning, however, I am enjoying the "bring in Holmgren and keep Zorn as HC" talk. Hip, hip, hooray!

@MattinglysSideburns: That's for 1993! Take that, Blue Jays!

Marginal upgrade from Cy Young Award winner to Cy Young Award winner? And the Phillies save money with an extension? Happy Hannukah, indeed.

Did Chuck Klosterman pay for product placement in the Decadium? I don't think he got this many mentions in Farg00-09, a Decade in North Dakota.

Ok, now this Tiger Woods story is just getting freaky.

Never heard of it.

@ScientificMapp: "But I'm really into girls with all their teeth," he added.

#burrito

I'm thankful I saw this before the rest of my family wakes up and chaos ensues. Happy Thanksgiving Deadspin, and to all a good meal.

tj

"I know where he won't be going to college."

Wait, so is Jay Suzy's baby daddy?

a complete review of the workplace environment for all entry level positions with particular focus on studio and remote production staffing

Switching to ITK messages from OTK was probably a good start, but less fun.