Maybe he should've been covering more of the Dickensian aspect of the Orioles.

Darrius Heyward-Bey: The best hyphenated player to come out of College Park since Nik Caner-Medley!

Well, at least you got 45 minutes of content from Leitch before Garageband crapped out.

@tater: Are you kidding me? I love the Women's Nude Boxing and Catfighting Association!

That was the best combination of Canada and Bethesda since the Montgomery County DLC started stocking Labatt Blue!

You know what would definitely help with that? A feature story in The New York Times

Eli Manning wonders if he has any eligibility left.

Bud Selig is a spineless douche. But, I'm reasonably certain he wasn't actually handing out steroids to MLB players in the locker room.

This explains why SI never did a feature on Shawn Kemp's kids and the nice families who took them.

And then?,

Know who else deleted comments? Hitl— I mean, the Worldwide Leader.

You couldn't go to the rim. I was able to get a hand on it

@Back to Azian Zero: It'll look beautiful hanging next to my Johnny Unitas Chargers and Michael Jordan Wizards jersies.

Was it worth it, Brett?

Oklahoma City has an NBA team, but Scranton does have a baddass Office convention...so maybe it really is a toss up.

Dakota Fanning and Mark Chmura?

hmm...by this logic, Morgan State should be ranked much higher.

Gerald Henderson scored 17 for Duke in a game that was never close Fuck that, Spud, Maryland lead 3-2. It was the highlight of my day.

@Weed Against Speed: Judging by the quality and capability of their videographer, I agree.

@Dr Steve Brule: Detroit Lions The Flamethrower - the kids love it.