Doesn't Roethlisberger have a retarded brother that he could've named his kid after?

Hey, he had a few good innings in the playoffs, followed by some pretty bad ones in an ultimately losing effort. So, you know, he'll fit in as a Brave.

@ArkansasFred: How about..

Was Julio Franco starting at that point, or still platooning with Ulysses Phinebacker?

Oh, you didn't watch?

@The Fan's Attic: Stop making sense - a playoff solves all!

@Weed Against Speed: I was gonna say Mike Schmidt and Falkor, but yours is good.

@J-Animal: Maybe they're all just mirroring Belichek's career path by tanking miserably in their first head coaching gig.

@UkraineNotWeak: Mangini, Crennel, Weis...so, do these guys get it right on Take Two like Belicheck or does this speak to something else?

I wish I could sign with the Yankees.

Remember me?

@Matt Sussman: That's what she said! That's what she said!

Have they tried throwing money at the problem?

You'd think he'd have gone from manic to depressed well before making it to 39 games.

@Afino: Mike Tyson's Paunch Out

The Arena League has a players' union?

...and it was the best Kol Nidre ever!

That play won me my fantasy football championship. Had it not been a TD, I'd be drunk in shame today, not celebration. And yeah, you don't care.

Finally, a reason to visit my in-laws!

I thought "Back Stabbers' was the movie T.O. was in this summer.