If only he'd gotten better medical care in his advanced age and deteriorating health.

Now, we're not sure exactly what part of Michael Phelps' "8-time gold medal Olympic champion" she finds "nasty"

@Kid Canada: See, the key is, you have to take shots on the goal. If you don't take shots on the goal, you can't score. Don't come at me with these numbers that say you can score without taking shots, just by being near the goal. There are things a computer cannot tell you, things you learn by being neck deep in a…

@KazMatsuisAnalFissure: I want the flowers to look like one of the Towers, you know? And put a 221 on it.

@Cockeye Jones: Pangea would rock this.

Dear Jimmy Rollins:

What a crappy fourth inning.

What about Santa Clause 2, is that real?

Beijing is in White Flint Mall?

@Rob Iracane: If this happened to Josh Elliott and not Matt Sussman, we'd be so much more amused.

@Mick- Chinese officials have already begun searching Richard Jewell's porn collection to find some answers.

@ArkansasFred: Trick question, there are no good softball fields on the mall.

Sometimes, instead of working, I read blogs

Basketballer Kobe Bryant loves to eat Mexican and has never been to Colorado!

1985 Topps with the Olympic team, featuring skinny Mark McGwire

sounds like someone's PMSing!

He will be the greatest Marlin since Mike Piazza

@Mr. Pennsylvania: I'd rather roll the dice with Brett Myers than any of the SPs out there. Another bullpen lefty would be nice, though.

@lecoqsportif: Right...Caleb wouldn't have had this problem if he suddenly grew nine inches.

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