Quick, someone make a witty wife-beating comment!

Just what the doctor ordered to boost PGA ratings - middle aged white guys!

Hey, what's a Zac Efron?

@pr0FF'3ss0r_j'3rkwh3at: Tell Me About It!

Chase Utley's white!?

@Unsilent Majority: Pretty sure he hates Jews, too, though.

That's the pride of my high school, baby!

@SteveJeltzFan: 742 you dolt

If you want Brett to stay retired, send one dollar to Retired Dude, at 743 Evergreen Terrace...

@RonZookonRedBull: Technically, it was Monica Lewinsky

Barbaro Obama?

The Lerners are not coming off looking too good through all of this.

she is the most notable sportscaster that initially found celebrity because of her looks

Simply put, we're over you, Allison

Dissident-whipping is making a comeback this summer, right?

Of course motor boating is out. Gymnasts are too flat these days.

He's a god. He's not "the" god. I don't think.

@shtickless: or Christmastime.

@Farneyismycopilot: It's the first site I check when I wake up and the last I check before I go to bed.

@Jen P: With new editor Kadeem Hardison.