Dear Will,

@BringBackAlHolland: Yeah, I didn't run into many Phineases growing up in southeastern Pa.

@BringBackAlHolland: I believe that would be Phil and Phillis.

Don't you hate pants?

@Fat-Fat: Did someone in the outfield die?

a/s/l?

If Minaya needed a reason to rack up frequent flyer miles, he should've just hit up FlyerTalk.

That's the same concentrated face my baby makes when she poops.

@Yostal: And because of that, someday I'll be bouncing the grandkids on my knee spinning tales of Harold Baines.

Hard to embed when the tubes are flooded

I can't wait for Weintraub's take on this!

Gee, Hank, I'm sorry your highly-paid professional athlete pitcher got hurt...running. That sucks.

Do you think he has to find his own way home now? Becuase that's one hell of an awkward ride on the team plane.

What you missed while watching Ryan Howard catch his breath after stealing a base and legging out a triple on consecutive nights

I don't like his anti-NFL stance, but he IS wearing a lapel pin. I am so torn.

I have embraced Josh Hamilton.

Never Too Early To Think About College Football

@RowdyRoddyPeeper: FYI, prior to covering the Eagles he was a political reporter at the Philadelphia Inquirer.

This is like that time my dad died, except not as sad.

That's the best hypothetical trade since Jim Layritz and Bernie Williams for Barry Bonds!