Don't look at me, I get all my news from fortune cookies.

I don't know whether intensive purposes is part of the funny or not.

You'd be pissed, too, if your offensive lineman knocked up your daughter.

It's Boston vs. New York in a major sporting championship. Yipee.

@blastitbiggs: Try having your initials be EMF and be about 12 when they break that song. I am embarrassed now by EMF.

BAMBALE bitch!

Good run, AJ. Have a butterscotch.

Awesome find, but why is standing next to Marti...

Good thing it wasn't the Wally Joyner foundation, or he'd have to attend BYU for four years.

I thought he was upset over no more cheeseburgers.

Good thing he has Warrick Dunn's contact information.

Forget Rex Ryan - Hire Buddy!

Everything that is happening now, is happening now.

But what does Gregg Easterbrook think of all this?

Know who else looks like the Dolphins? The porpoises.

apostles03: My brother is a "graduate" of that fine academy, I wonder where his vote went.

@Spaceman Bill Leah: and what you said!

Do you really need more than ten updtaes to talk about someone running really far?

That pudding has jelled and looks like dessert!

What, no reaction from FreeDarko or Hashmarks?