If he really wanted to insult him, he should've written in Cowherd.

@Lady Andrea: Just a nerd with a face mole.

@Upstate Underdog: Cross him off, then.

Know who the real winner is?

Either Rob and I share common a common ancestry or Rob is really my mother.

A late round steal in next year's keeper league draft!

Oh, no. Oh, no.

Just wait until I drop my "You Dead, Dawg" waterbowls.

Charlie Kerfeld is l337! W00t!

@Lamppost: I don't think he's picking up much of anything these days.

Yeah I remember grinding my feet into his couch. He could buy a new one.

What the fuck else is Jeffrey Ross doing that day?

Jon Kitna hopes you rot in hell.

@danecy: Ralph Friedgen, by a chin.

Oh, well *this* will make Matt Garza feel better.

@Arriaga_II: just about any two-bit sports blog should suffice.

Is there any way I can say how excited that photograph gets me without sounding like a pedophile?

sympathy vote for Arenas.

JIMMY ROLLINS!!

How Kevin Kolb spent his bye week.