@BigRicks: This comment is so buried no one will see it, but I agree with you BR. I've slammed this in the past, ignored it for a while, but this? This doesn't quite suck as hard as before.

Only F*rve may mourn his father's passing on Monday Night Football!

@LesMilesIsAMouthyDouche: Is Buzz Beamer taking over for Reilly?

@Kid Canada: Hey, are you related to Kid Delicious?

I wish MLB conducted the random tests at my office. My nights, weekends, and lunch breaks would be that much better.

jingle bells...Batman smells...Robin laid an egg...Hey!

By writing about the game, you're just making it more famous.

@Hustler of Culture: Congratulations to you, Mother of Culture and Baby of Culture. If it's a boy, would you like to arrange a marriage now, to save time and money in the future?

This might be the first "sponsor" movie reference that I got in two years.

@Moobs: Didn't you just dispute your own point with the "Tigers/long layoff" statement?

Isn't it Juggs?

Suddenly, Atlas' gig doesn't seem so bad.

@Kid Canada: I did. But I also married a shiksa. At least it was in June.

@BigRicks: It does not.

Guess I can quit bitching about not winning anything since 1983.

Please tell me that dude's related to Sideshow Bob

*Real* Colorado baseball fans root for the Zephyrs.

It's good to see Scott Player is keeping busy since he got cut.

Dan Snyder thinks this is a wise business move.

Norman Chad's most recent column did a much better job of this than this does. I'd like, but I'm lazy, and tired. Third paragraph, most recent column.