Get fucked. Women spend their entire lives walking around being (at best) vaguely concerned with what might befall them against their will on behalf of men who are “just having a good time”. Go eat a bag of smashed assholes if you don't think that counts as assault.

No, Ben Carson does it even though he removed his own brain.

Evans had one tweet about enjoying watching Patton Oswalt mocking Shkreli, and Shkreli has been losing his damn mind about it ever since:

I’m so sorry. It’s a sad thing to lose a family member like that.

But Parker himself didn’t say stop so, by his own logic, not only should the journalist kept going, he should have invited two other journalists into the room to keep asking the same question.

So those Muslims you claim to have seen celebrating the towers falling were disgusting, but it’s okay for you to brag about it if it makes your penis metaphor sound bigger. Duly noted.

Thank you to him and to you for sharing. I’ll never know what drives people like your father to be the heroes that they are and I will always be in awe of them. Hopefully, he is still with you- cherish every moment you have with him. I lost my father in January and almost every day I find a reason to wish he was still…

I would like to take a moment to pay tribute to my father, Marine Corp Colonel Samuel Tillett for his courageous and near fatal actions, attempting to save as many lives as possible 15 years ago today in his position as head of security at The Pentagon. When the plane hit my father was not but a hundred feet from the…

Please grow up and stop cos-playing your dead father and his mates, you fucking idiot.

Meanwhile, I told my therapist what mansplaining was this week and he (an older white dude) thought it was perfect and couldn’t believe he hadn’t heard what it was yet!

Thank you for this. Someone was recently shaming single mothers, and I failed in the moment to think of a widely known and beloved example of a married couple with a fucked-up kid.

I used to ask why Christians had such martyr complexes but then realized I was answering my own question. (They think being martyred makes them Christ-like, hence their made up “war on Christmas,” etc.)

Pretty much everything that Evangelicals do makes me such a smug and happy atheist.

So men getting off at anytime, anywhere is literally more important than anyone being able to leave their house without being masturbated at. *sigh*

very likely the best opening sentence of an article i’ve ever read on jezebel, kudos.

I know, right? I have no idea how she knew. She was just a regular black woman in Midwest America. But my mom was all about making sure I never got too attached to a celebrity. She told me all the bad things about them.

I listened to this last night and it was so 80's I woke up this morning humming Papa Don’t Preach.

Most of u know that I have been a special needs teacher/administrator for nearly 18 years, the only job I have ever known. Excuse me now, there is a huge lump in my throat and I’m sobbing as I write this. Of the hundreds of children with special needs that I have worked with, I can tell you that every single one of…

“I do think vaccines help with the public health and helping prevent the occasional fatality,”