As a male survivor, go fuck yourself

Honestly I'm not concerned about her face. It looks horribly photoshopped - check out the shadows. The light is coming from the right of her, but the right side of her face isn't in darkness, but there's a shadow on the left side - in the wrong position. It's like they flipped her face for... Reasons?

So, I’m half Scottish. My dad is English and couldn’t give a shit about being English. My mum is Scottish, and raised all her kids to be *very* aware of our Scottish heritage - to such a degree that, despite being born and living in England, I feel as much Scottish as I do English. At home we speak a mix of English,…

What is dead may never die

I honestly thought it was about how the fountain looks like a grave memorial stone until I read the story haha

Respectfully, I disagree. Punch him in the nuts first. That way he’ll be bent over so you can kick him in the face, preferably while wearing steel toe boots :)

To be clear, I have no doubt that this racist arsehole is trying to use that as an excuse to cover up his racism. Just to answer your request though, whenever I bring up internet security and passwords with my 70 year old dad, he’ll just say the password, out loud, wherever we are. I don’t even ask for the password,…

Personally I just need more than good looks. With the Chrises, Captain America seems to be the kindest, and that's what makes him most appealing to me.

Hopefully this video of Jackie Chan singing it makes you feel better:

He’s not the Messiah, he’s a veeery naughty boy ;)

Kyle can tag team with Darth Revan

Hey have you played Knights of the Old Republic II? I don't want to spoil it but it addresses this very issue, in a way that I thought was very cool!

It’s also worth mentioning that this particular whataboutism conveniently forgets the fact that although there was an uptick in knife crime after we implemented gun regulation laws, we then regulated knives, too, and knife crime stats dropped as a result.

Oh, I think we all know he would - fire or no fire.

You mean the one where they stand right behind you and they try to get you to turn around so that your face is right next to their junk or ‘hit and run’, where they jump out at you in the hallway? There were a few that were popular during my time.

Went to an all boys high school, can confirm this (and other even weirder masturbatory games). 

Mazazon had the right of it, something like only 0.25% of the population actually voted for him

Me neither. Pine just send so bland and the walking definition of ‘person who is there’. Also I largely agree with your order, witha few additions, though I vacillate between Evans and Hemsworth. My order of best Chrises:

Strangely, I'd read it on Jezebel (or at least a blog cross-posted to here), though I can't find it now.

I vaguely recall reading a thing that said juul is like smoking two hundred cigarettes at once, so fuck this story especially