why is it so hard for white people to understand that blackface is off limits? i don’t get it. why do so many people do that???????

Yeah, I know, but I’m out of patience with some of this stuff.

FEMINISTS, BE SURE NOT TO ASK DAVE HON OUT. HE’S NOT INTERESTED. I know you’re all heartbroken, but turn the car around.

Thank you so much Madeleine, I needed Tabloid Wednesday/Thursday so badly.

I thought Boob Handler was Chelsea’s nickname.

Double standard? What double standard?

To those who would defend Trump with “what he meant to say,” I would remind them that according to Trump, he always says what he means.

“Quick question: what the hell does a “drug recognition expert” have to do to determine that a car full of women were stoned?”

White hypocrites: “Black people should protest peacefully, not loudly in the streets.”

Playing the anthem early pretty much proves the uselessness of playing it at all, right?

Why the fuck do you even need the anthem before every bog standard who gives a shit club game anyway?

Don’t be sad, being petite is awesome! We’re the only people who are comfortable on airplanes and don’t bang our heads downstairs on ships. :-)

I love horror/thriller movies. They are my favorite genre. But, like many women, I’ve been sexually assaulted. It’s hard to find a good horror movie that does not involve the sexual assault of a woman. I’m not sure why; it’s such a lazy ass trope that is used entirely too often.

I DO remembering hearing somewhere that regular periods make you deranged and emotional and incapable of rational thought.

No it’s in the name of (selective) secularism;

The police who enforce the laws on the beach wouldn’t know about my morals or beliefs about women in general. Or maybe they’d just presume my outfit was innocent because I’m white. Absolutely nothing about policing women’s clothing says women are free and equal to me, although that’s purportedly what they’re trying to…

Right? It looks like the suit thingy that surfers wear.