My sister often does this! She’ll ring me up at least once a week, asking me to print off directions for some place or other, and I’ll be half way through replying when I’ll stop and go, ‘wait a minute, you’re calling me on your smartphone, just use that!’

O great and wise Magiceyes, please bestow upon us your wisdom: what settings are best for unlocking this mana from heaven?

The amount of times that I’ve been kinja’d, I’m very much enjoying the fact that kinja has been kinja’d!

Because they’re not really using him in the sense to get their shite laws through, but rather to keep Democrats out of the White House.

I also have a lot of unread texts from various service providers, but they mainly stay unread because it makes me feel less lonely and more wanted then I actually am.

Not quite what you’re looking for, but have you heard of Happy Valley? It’s a BBC series about a (female) police officer who has to solve a kidnapping* of a young woman, while also dealing with with the fallout of her own daughter who had died by suicide - the daughter had also been raped. It is somewhat graphic, in…

Technically didn’t happen to me*, but it’s really rather unpleasant a feeling.

Everybody! Time to pick up your tits and go home, this is the perfect comment.

It kinda makes her look like she’s just smelled a fart.

Of course she wants a black woman’s ring.

Marzipan is a delight and thank you for these updates :) .

Maybe I was too young to notice, or perhaps her show was never that big over here, but all those things that you mentioned are literally the only things I know her for. So when everyone was going ‘yeaahh, Oprah for president!’ I was like, ‘did... Did I just imagine all that?’

Same (also gods I miss Firefly)

While I disagree with you about the prequels - as imperfect as they are, they were a big part of my childhood and I’ll never not love them - I otherwise agree with you 100%. This is a good article.

I love that movie! It’s one of my top two Pride and Prejudice adaptations*. Maybe because I’m not a big Austen fan, I actually think it’s better than the book.

Not just animals, but old people, too, will be suffering. Normal winters tend to see an uptake in the number of older people dying, so a winter like this will surely see an increase in the number of older people dying. Especially those whose health and diet aren’t great.

All psychics are con artists, but on this I think they may be right. For some reason I just don’t see it ending well.

I have examined this matter closely, read all the Twitter threads and looked at the matter from all sides and would like to put forth the following statement:

Excluding Christmas Day, every day since the 22nd has featured nonstop yelling and arguing, primarily by my mother, who took every opportunity to start an argument. If she fancied a break then my sister was more than happy to enter the fray.

Let’s say it’s all true and that she is pregnant and they’re keeping it quiet for... Entertainment reasons? It’s seriously fucked up that they would keep a family member out of a family photo* all for the sake of entertainment. Jesus Christ, I was indifferent on this family but they really are lacking in decency.