For the last bit, the simple answer is that no one in the real world had thought of it before. Personally, I’mcontent to leave it at that.

Oh hey, me too! This one’s my favourite, even though it’s technically a tall/even taller version

Technically speaking, Diana wasn’t a princess either, so *shrug smilie that I never learned how to do*

The time to protest, as ever, is now.

It’s possible to report the harassment by going to https://kinja.desk.com/customer/portal/emails/new . If enough of us email them with our complaints they should take action.

So does that mean Trump will be the fairest of them all just by default because the rest of us, after seven years of his shite, will have turned into The Mummy knock offs?

There was a line in that jez article about Jenny slate and Chris Evans that was like ‘they dated way back in 2016' and I was like ‘woah, that was *such* a long time ago!’ Then I realised it was only last year - and then just felt really, really exhausted.

It’s okay, this is definitely going to be the soundtrack:

I’m not so much creeped out as I am annoyed that a robot is funnier than I am :/

Does this mean, technically speaking, that Jack was a manic dream pixie chick? Or rather, a manic dream pixie dick?

Serious question: does anyone else get the impression that Harry isn’t as into Meghan as Meghan is into Harry? Whenever I see pictures of them together Meghan is always the one leaning in whereas Harry just tends to do his own thing.

Edited. Kinja gonna kinja

On some things, sure. On others, not so much

Sweet Jesus. I’m sorry that you ever have to put up with that.

I know, right? They should give it to me instead. For safekeeping.

Well he didn’t grope those 36 women, which is a higher number than 4, so he must be a good guy.

Yep, and it got a bit victim blame-y. It did not fill me with confidence that they’ll do this justice.

See, I’m torn about that sort of thing. As a writer I get the need to tweak things, but as a history buff I always want things to be exactly as they were (though if I remember correctly the bridge battle would have been too expensive, so that’s fair).

He’s only going up 1,800 feet? A quick Google search tells me that the average cruising altitude of jet planes is 39,000 feet. Can’t he just buy a ticket for a short haul flight?

You’re not alone :) . My mother’s Scottish so I’m familially obliged to, though, haha.